Chris Paul ’ s viral fake laugh Saturday vs. Warriors was at Steve Kerr
上周日勇士對陣火箭，克裡斯 - 保羅做出瞭一個魔性般的假笑，那其實是在對著史蒂夫 - 科爾假笑。
[ – ] NetsAbacusxx 699 指標 9 小時前
when your boss tells a shitty joke but you gotta pay the bills
保羅的表情就是：當你的老板講瞭個冷笑話，可你要養傢糊口（不得不陪笑）。
[ – ] Warriorsfrancoquez 20 指標 9 小時前
I'd like to think the boss is smart enough to know his shitty jokes wills always get a laugh, so he makes them to see who the kiss asses are and who are the real people.
我更願意相信這個老板非常機智，他自己清楚自己的爛笑話肯定會有人笑的，這樣他就可以鑒別誰是那些馬屁精，誰是真性情瞭。
[ – ] LakersTheroyalgodfreyisgay 68 指標 7 小時前
Nah
老哥你怕是石樂志。
[ – ] BullsDRosesStationaryBike 15 指標 6 小時前
i'm not saying anyone really does this but sometimes I'l say shit at work and my subordinates will crack up when I know it wasn't even that funny
我舉例子並不是想證明有老板真會做這種事情，但有時候我上班說瞭一些我自己都不覺得好笑的笑話，我的下屬都會笑噴。
[ – ] RocketsJermesHerden 2686 指標 11 小時前
This makes it so much funnier lmao
知道真相的我讓我覺得保羅的假笑更加搞笑瞭哈哈哈哈。
[ – ] [ BKN ] D'Angelo Russellj_cruise 1230 指標 11 小時前
My exact thought. I thought it was just a slightly weird moment he had with a teammate. Now it seems like he's legitimately disgusted at Steve Kerr and that's funny as shit
我也是這麼想的！我一開始還以為保羅隻是和他的隊友們來瞭出稍微有點詭異的瞬間。現在這麼一看，他很明顯就是因為被科爾惡心到瞭，這太特麼搞笑瞭。
[ – ] peppermintpattymills 847 指標 11 小時前
I think CP legit hates Kerr. Until last Sat, CP's been, what, 1-13 against GSW in the Kerr era? And including a ton of nationally televised blowouts. So a lot of games where Kerr is just leaning back in his chair not calling plays while CP is getting harassed by the GSW defense.
我覺得保羅是真心討厭科爾。你想想看，保羅直到上周日才贏球，這之前，對陣科爾時代的勇士應該差不多，得有啥，1 勝 13 負瞭吧？其中還算上瞭一大堆全美直播打花瞭的比賽。所以很多時候你會看到科爾在場下悠然自得地靠在板凳上不叫戰術，而另一邊保羅在場上接受著勇士防守的各種死纏爛打。
[ – ] [ POR ] C.J. McCollumTheGourmet9 326 指標 9 小時前
I think in the moment he just hates whoever the opponent is.
我覺得在這一刻保羅隻是討厭他的對手吧，他才不在乎對手是誰呢。
[ – ] [ CHI ] Joakim NoahManIWantAName 284 指標 7 小時前
Especially if they are being coached by the man he hates most. Steve Kerr.
尤其是當他的對手還是在他最討厭的男人手下打球的時候，而這個男人就是史蒂夫 - 科爾。
[ – ] KnicksCypher760 101 指標 6 小時前
Who also happens to be in possession of the one thing he hates the most. Steve Kerr's face.
而且剛剛好他最討厭的男人史蒂夫 - 科爾還擁有一件他最討厭的東西：史蒂夫 - 科爾的臉蛋兒。
[ – ] Raptorsfaithfuljohn 70 指標 7 小時前
I think CP legit hates Kerr.
I"m not sure he hates Kerr so much as he hates losing. You don't become one of the greatest PG to lace them up without being really competitive. I mean, he specifically has said he hates players who get into the league and get lazy. I don't think it's a stretch then to say he's insanely competitive and intense.
" 我覺得保羅是真心討厭科爾 "。
我覺得與其說是保羅討厭科爾，還不如說他是討厭輸球。成為歷史上最偉大的控衛之一靠的可不是打打鬧鬧，好勝心是必不可少的。他特別強調過他討厭那些進入聯盟之後遊手好閑的懶惰球員。即使說保羅像瘋子一般地充滿競爭性和執著認真，我覺得也一點兒不為過。
[ – ] [ CLE ] Dahntay JonesVarelse4 50 指標 7 小時前
You don't become one of the greatest PG to lace them up without being really competitive
Especially at 6ft tall
" 我覺得與其說是保羅討厭科爾，還不如說他是討厭輸球。成為歷史上最偉大的控衛之一靠的可不是打打鬧鬧，好勝心是必不可少的。"
尤其是當你隻有 1 米 83 的時候。
[ – ] Knickshotsauce4life 52 指標 5 小時前
somebody call LAPD. little chris Paul here tryna beat me up.
" 來人吶，叫洛杉磯警察叔叔，小克裡斯 - 保羅要打我啦！" [ 譯註 1 ]
[ 譯註 1 ] ：奧尼爾曾在火箭與快船更衣室事件發生後在節目中嘲笑快船球員打電話叫警察。
[ – ] SunsSaviour- 11 指標 4 小時前
shaq killed me when he said that. im still ded
奧尼爾說這話的時候可把我給笑慘瞭，笑得我現在還魂不守舍。
[ – ] DingusMcCringus 397 指標 10 小時前
i cant tell who to side with here in order to maximize karma
嗯 .... 站哪邊才能讓我的經驗暴漲呢？讓我再想想。
[ – ] Lakersrburp 200 指標 9 小時前
I'm not sure, but I feel like you'll want to include the word "slut"
我也不敢確定，但是我感覺你如果想刷經驗，你得要加上 " 蕩婦 " 這個詞。
[ – ] [ PHO ] Tyler Ulisthekidboy 92 指標 8 小時前
Steve Kerr is a dirty little slut
我先幹為敬。史蒂夫 - 科爾就是一個骯臟的小蕩婦。 [ 譯註 2 ]
[ 譯註 2 ] ："slut" 譯為 " 蕩婦 "，之後在 reddit 上流傳為梗，專門形容科爾。"hot little slut" 專指科爾訪談時幽默，長得又不賴，很有成熟男人的性感勁。
[ – ] NBAMrcrowbarscrowbar 281 指標 11 小時前
Nah lol, not everyone thinks Kerr is funny. That sarcastic shit he does isn't everyones humor.
哈哈哈不是這樣的，並不是所有人都認為科爾很幽默。科爾平時用的那套嘲諷並不是所有人的菜。
[ – ] Warriorsby_yes_i_mean_no 120 指標 10 小時前
My guess is it's more that Paul wants to stay in that "fuck the other side" mentality during the game. I'm sure he's got no problem with Kerr ( other than Kerr being on the Warriors ) .
我認為保羅的想法是在比賽中保持 " 幹爆對面 " 的心態。除開科爾是火箭對手勇士的主教練這個因素外，我確定他跟科爾沒問題。
[ – ] [ CHI ] Cameron PayneSim888 562 指標 11 小時前
[ – ] [ HOU ] Patrick Beverleyclutch-city2k15 245 指標 9 小時前
David West looks like respondes with WHAT BIKE?! after you ask him where the bike you let him use is.
大衛 - 韋斯特的表情看起來就好像平時找你借自行車踩的那個小夥伴，每次你借自行車給他之後去問他：" 我的自行車在你這嗎？"，他都會回答：" 啥玩意？誰借你車瞭？"
[ – ] HeatMiaCannons 40 指標 11 小時前
He didn't even wait to turn around before going back to being serious lol
笑死我瞭，保羅連臉都還沒轉過去，他就瞬間變回瞭嚴肅臉。
[ – ] tharizzle 29 指標 9 小時前
That wasn't even serious, that was like disgusted or something lol
哈哈哈，那不是嚴肅，更像是被惡心到瞭之類的。
[ – ] Knicksnamerused 9 指標 8 小時前
I thought that was intentional, to show that he didn't actually think it was funny.
我以為保羅是故意這麼做的，就是為瞭顯示他覺得這一點都不好笑。
[ – ] KnicksDrunkSpaceGrandpa 454 指標 11 小時前
WTH was kerr doing there?
我去，科爾在那倒騰啥呢？
[ – ] Knicks240to180 278 指標 9 小時前 *
Not sure how many people watched this game, but on the previous play, CP3 had his arm out when driving past someone. Kerr obviously saw it, so he's kind of taking a jab at Paul saying "I see you pushing off like that" because the refs didn't call it. And he's kind of laughing at him, not with him.
CP3 can definitely be an ass on the court, but to be fair, Kerr is totally egging him on here. He's laughing at him and not everyone takes kindly to that kind of stuff.
不清楚有多少人看瞭這場球，但在上一個回合中，保羅在運球過人時用手臂推人瞭，科爾當時看得很清楚，而且裁判也沒有吹進攻犯規，所以他就在朝保羅飚垃圾話：" 我看到你剛剛推人啦 "，同時還帶著一點嘲笑的味道在笑話保羅，所以並不是在跟保羅一起笑。
保羅在球場上絕對是個混蛋，但是說實話，科爾絕對也在煽風點火。他在嘲笑保羅，並不是每個人都能心平氣和地接受這種玩笑的。
[ – ] CelticsBazingaaaaaaaaaass 43 指標 8 小時前
the fake laugh is kind of a friendly jab back at steve kerr cp3 has always praised him
保羅的假笑就是對科爾的一個善意的回擊，保羅一直都很尊重科爾的。
[ – ] WizardsStonedcone 368 指標 11 小時前
He ’ s always joking with opposing players. CP3 is just a dick. No reason to act like that.
科爾這樣做有啥問題嗎？科爾不是經常跟對方球員開玩笑嘛。保羅就是個混球，毫無理由去做這樣的行為嘛。
[ – ] NBADontTouchMyRaf 478 指標 11 小時前
Show me on the doll where CP3 hurt you
樓上的老哥跟保羅有多大仇？你拿個小人出來，給我指指看保羅把你哪些部位給傷害瞭。
[ – ] Warriorscubay 405 指標 11 小時前
Top of the key, every time.
勇士球迷：肯定是三秒區弧頂啦，每次都是。
[ – ] [ GSW ] Kelenna Azubuikegetsituated 823 指標 11 小時前
CP3 is basically like that 100% on the court
其實保羅基本上在球場上百分之百就是個混球。
[ – ] [ CLE ] Cedi Osmansoore 329 指標 9 小時前
Isn't that what we all want? NBA players competing and not being so friendly with each other lol and in this case with a coach.
這難道不是我們球迷一直渴望的嗎？NBA 球員在場上互相競爭，不要談朋友，隻不過在這次的事件中是球員跟教練擦除火花罷瞭。
[ – ] AZRockets 166 指標 8 小時前
That's the look of someone that wants to end their dynasty. I love my CP3.
保羅這眼神沒毛病，這是一個想要終結勇士王朝的男人，我愛死保羅瞭。
[ – ] WarriorsMarchHill 216 指標 10 小時前
Let's not call someone a dick for something that lasted all but a couple seconds, especially when that player's team won the game. There is a reason to act like that. It's called competition. A lot of rules of etiquette go out the window when you are competing against someone else. That's how competition has always been.
勇士球迷：別因為某人就做瞭持續短短幾秒的某件事情，就叫別人為 " 混球 " 好嗎？尤其還是在這位球員的球隊取得瞭勝利的情況下。做這樣的行為是有原因的，那就是為瞭競爭。在你站在球場上競爭的時候，很多什麼所謂的謙讓禮儀規矩就不存在瞭。這一直就是競爭的黃金法則。
[ – ] ThunderMichaelBolton23 257 指標 11 小時前
Guys getting butthurt. That ’ s the opposing teams coach for their main rivals, CP3 is the most competitive guy out, he ’ s always going to hate the other side, it ’ s what fuels him he ain ’ t there to make friends.
After the games done he can go back to being the president.
The bigger story is why the Cop from Grimm is on the warriors benc
你們這群人絕逼是大驚小怪瞭。科爾畢竟是保羅和火箭的主要宿敵的主教練，而且保羅可是球場上最有競爭性的傢夥瞭，他總是會討厭對手的，這是激勵和推動保羅的原因，他又不是為瞭在球場上交朋友的。
比賽結束之後，他可以變身回那個好好先生 - 球員工會的主席。
這條新聞最大的故事應該是為啥美劇《格林》裡的警察怎麼出現在瞭勇士板凳上。
[ – ] WarriorsGrochen 108 指標 10 小時前
If this was Kobe or Jordan we would only hear about "mamba mentality" or "killer instinct"
如果是科比或者喬丹做這樣的事情，我們可能更多地會聽到 " 哦，這就是曼巴精神啊 " 或者 " 殺手直覺 " 之類的話。
[ – ] Knickssmileyfrown 25 指標 8 小時前
Kobe would just stare you down.
MJ would bet you money that he won't laugh, and then have bugs bunny rob you while you aren't looking.
科比和喬丹不會這麼做的。
科比隻會死死地盯著你。
喬丹會拿錢出來跟你賭他不會笑，然後安排兔八哥趁你不註意的時候把你錢包給扒走。
[ – ] [ TOR ] Delon WrightELSPEEDOBANDITO 46 指標 10 小時前
Kobe doesn't seem like the type to fake laugh at people he doesn't like but who knows
科比看起來不像是那種會對著別人假笑的人。他不喜歡這麼做的，但天知道呢。
[ – ] WarriorsAndreNegrodala 30 指標 8 小時前
