Why are Nike uniforms so bad?
為什麼耐克球衣如此糟糕？
If you guys haven't seen /r/nba's front page recently, there has been a lot of posts about the uniforms ripping or recently Wade's complaint of the uniforms not absorbing sweat well. Are they skimping out on extra costs by making these weak uniforms? Don't they have the money to make good well-made uniforms that still look good?
如果各位 Jrs 最近沒有來逛濕乎乎 NBA 板塊的話，我來告訴你們，最近有很多關於耐克球衣被撕爛和韋德抱怨球衣無法很好吸汗的帖子。耐克是不是為瞭省錢才做瞭這麼些糟糕的球衣啊？他們難道不是有足夠的資金去生產高質量又好看的球衣嗎？
[ – ] LakersSandz_ 3203 指標 15 小時前
I hope they fix it. The Lakers went from the storied Purple and Gold to fucking Purple and Neon Banana Yellow.
湖人球迷 1：希望耐克能解決這個問題。湖人的球衣從傳奇般的紫金色居然他娘的變成瞭紫加霓虹香蕉黃色。
[ – ] Lakersmj62 1309 指標 14 小時前
Finally someone said it
湖人球迷 2：感謝老哥，終於有人肯站出來說話瞭。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Kyle Kuzmacrackcrack12 617 指標 14 小時前
Yes, they finally did. I hate the new jerseys. I did appreciate the old Minneapolis throwbacks, though.
湖人球迷 3：沒錯，大傢終於意識到瞭。我恨死瞭湖人這些新球衣，但我還是挺欣賞那件森林狼復古版球衣。
[ – ] PistonsMobster96 223 指標 11 小時前
I was just telling my buddy that they ruined the Lakers' color scheme. I hate the yellow, not as a Lakers fan ( which I am not ) , but as a basketball and basketball history fan.
我剛還在給我哥們兒說耐克毀瞭湖人球衣的顏色設計。並不是因為作為一名湖人球迷（而且我也不是），而是作為一個籃球和籃球歷史粉，我真的是恨死現在的湖人黃。
[ – ] Kingschinasawr 282 指標 7 小時前
A sentient basketball, impressive
哇，這裡有一個有感知的籃球，佩服佩服。
[ – ] [ TOR ] James JohnsonELSPEEDOBANDITO 62 指標 7 小時前
I'm not a basketball history fan but as a basketball I could not agree more. Thank you for being our voice.
我不是一個籃球歷史粉，但是作為一個籃球，我太同意你說的瞭，感謝你為我們籃球發聲。
[ – ] HoraceGrantGlasses 358 指標 14 小時前
They ruined the classic Celtics design...why would they stop the stripes?
耐克也毀瞭經典的凱爾特人球衣設計，為什麼他們不繼續用阿迪達斯的球衣？
[ – ] LakersSandz_ 495 指標 13 小時前
Cause Nike doesnt care about the culture smh
湖人球迷：（無奈地搖搖頭）因為耐克才不關心文化呢。
[ – ] HoraceGrantGlasses 570 指標 13 小時前
If Celtics and Laker fans are agreeing on something you know it must be really bad...
如果凱爾特人球迷和湖人球迷能在某個觀點上達成一致，那證明情況真的很糟糕。
[ – ] LakersSandz_ 209 指標 13 小時前
Exactly. Like Fuck the Celtics, all day everyday, but FUCK THESE JERSEYS
同一位湖人球迷：說的沒錯，比如我可以一天不吃不喝幹死凱爾特人，但是現在，讓我們先一起幹死這些球衣。
[ – ] Celticstenacious_masshole 98 指標 11 小時前
At least by the end of the game the sweat makes the jerseys the right shade of green.
老哥別激動，至少在比賽結束時，球員身上的汗會讓這些球衣看起來有點綠影。
[ – ] KnicksJohnnyVNCR 239 指標 12 小時前
The Knicks orange is now highlighter orange. The Celtics green is way too bright as well. Nike has a hard on for neon crap.
This happened in the NFL too when they took over. They infamously couldn ’ t create the Eagles green, so they couldn ’ t wear their green jerseys for several weeks to start a season.
Nike has seriously color issues. It ’ s well documented over at Uni-Watch.
尼克斯球迷：尼克斯的傳統橙現在看著就是高亮橙，凱爾特人的傳統綠也太明亮瞭，耐克對霓虹系列的執著簡直是太深瞭。
當耐克進軍美國職業橄欖球大聯盟時，那些球隊的球衣也給毀瞭。臭名昭著的耐克就是不能做出傳統的費城老鷹綠，所以球隊在賽季開始的幾周時間裡都無法穿綠色球衣。
耐克一直都有著嚴重的調色問題，ESPN 的 Uni-Watch 欄目組也報道過這件事。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Kobe Bryantnini1423 301 指標 14 小時前
Seriously, I've been saying it ever since the Lakers account revealed the new jerseys on Twitter. I assumed they just looked that way in the picture and that they would look more gold on the court, but nope. Also, what's up with the team wearing their Sunday whites on random days on the road? Chick Hearn is probably rolling in his grave lol
湖人球迷：說真的，自從湖人的官方賬號在推特上發佈瞭這些新款球衣圖片開始我就說這黃顏色不太對啊。我一開始還以為是因為圖片的原因，等到實物在球場上穿出來就會看著更像金色瞭吧，但是我大錯特錯。而且以前湖人隊隻在周日穿的白色球衣怎麼現在在客場隨意某天就穿啊？發生瞭什麼？" 湖人之聲 " 奇克 - 赫恩知道這事估計得從墓地裡爬出來吧哈哈。
[ – ] IT-3 2963 指標 15 小時前 *
Mods removed my video of Wade's jersey failing to give him any sweat protection. Posting it here
Edit: Took out 'failing to absorb sweat'. It's absorbing way too much sweat, like cheap toilet paper
我發佈的 " 韋德的球衣無法提供吸汗保護 " 視頻被管理員刪掉瞭，所以我發在瞭這裡。
註：去掉 " 無法吸汗 "，因為這球衣明明就是吸掉過多的汗，就像廉價的廁所紙一樣。
[ – ] Celticsnot_a_robot1 1227 指標 14 小時前
That's crazy. I've noticed that the jerseys appear pretty damp at all times this year, which is something I'd never noticed while adidas was the supplier.
這太瘋狂瞭。我發現今年這些球衣無時無刻看起來就像濕透瞭一樣，但以前的阿迪球衣我就從來沒發現過。
[ – ] yarnaldo 521 指標 14 小時前
Looks like his jersey absorbed the shit out of the sweat but it's supposed to wick it away from your body and dry off quickly. Either Wade just jumped in a pool or the jersey is failing.
看起來韋德的球衣就像吸進瞭成噸的汗一樣，但是球衣在吸進汗之後應該迅速帶走汗液並使球衣幹燥下來，我猜造成這種情況的原因要不就是韋德剛跳進一個遊泳池，要不就是這球衣根本不起作用。
[ – ] ryfyrdio 337 指標 12 小時前
Yeah, I have noticed in some games players slipping because when another player fell more than usual sweat is being put onto the ground. The ball boys weren't ready for these Nike jerseys.
對啊，我觀察到在有些比賽中，當一位球員摔倒在地板上時隨之帶來的汗水比往常多，然後其他球員就會踩著這些汗水滑倒。這幫小夥子們還沒準備好穿 NIKE 的球衣啊。
[ – ] dank_lemons 437 指標 14 小時前
My nipples are chafed just looking at that video.
光是看這視頻看得我咪咪都泛紅瞭。
[ – ] HeatGhostifiedMark 109 指標 14 小時前
Saddest thing about this is that Wade would probably rip the jersey if he tried to wring out all the sweat
最悲哀的是當韋德準備擰幹這些汗的時候發現自己用力過大把球衣給撕爛瞭。
[ – ] Buckstheconfuserx2 523 指標 14 小時前
I guarantee that some jersey malfunction will occur in the finals
我保證今年總決賽會出現一些球衣問題。
[ – ] Cavaliersyuhanz 486 指標 14 小時前
Waiting to see a breakaway dunk by Aaron Gordon with a torn jersey while Anthony Davis attempts to stop him by pulling on his jersey in futility.
等著今年總決賽看濃眉哥嘗試通過拉扯球衣來阻止阿龍 - 戈登石破天驚的暴扣，卻無力地發現扯的是一件撕爛的球衣。
[ – ] [ SAS ] Kawhi Leonard-917- 430 指標 13 小時前
And both their peens pop out
然後他倆的 28 都一覽無餘。
[ – ] [ BOS ] Tony AllenDriveByStoning 551 指標 14 小時前
Fuck, imagine if KG was still playing. They'd need the mop boy to shadow him on the court. Games would be suspended if Ewing was still around.
凱爾特人球迷：我去，假設如果 KG 現在還在打球的話，他們可能需要擦地板男童全場跟著 KG 跑。假設如果尤因還在打球的話，比賽可能會因為他流汗過多而被終止。
[ – ] WizardsBJUmholtz 165 指標 13 小時前
Ewing is the reason for climate change raising ocean levels.
氣候變化海平面上升的罪魁禍首就是尤因。
[ – ] CelticsSnowedIn01 209 指標 13 小時前
Just to piggyback on this comment's awesomeness, Kendrick Perkins had a very underrated sweat game. Dude was giving KG a run for his money on the regular. And that's while playing less minutes and moving 50-60% slower.
借下這條高亮評論的樓說一句，帕金斯發達的汗腺被嚴重低估瞭！他的出汗水平還經常能跟 KG 的出汗水平一拼高下，而且劃重點，帕金斯打得更少，且移動速度也比 KG 慢瞭 50%-60%。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Luke WaltonIzzyIzumi 78 指標 13 小時前
Underrated? I'm surprised he didn't collapse on the court due to dehydration.
On the flip side, Big Baby didn't seem to sweat all that much.
被低估瞭？我很驚訝帕金斯居然沒有因為嚴重脫水而昏倒在場上。
而另一方面，大寶貝戴維斯看起來並不是流很多汗啊。
[ – ] Warriorstypesett 44 指標 13 小時前
Ewing could save California if he was signed by a CA team
尤因如果被一支加州球隊簽下的話絕逼能拯救加州的旱災。
[ – ] BullsI_like_sillyness 8824 指標 17 小時前
Whenever you try to make something truly revolutionary like jerseys out of thin one sheet toilet paper, you have to steer thru some initial design flaws.
每當你嘗試去創造出一些真正跨時代的東西，比如像耐克一樣把一張薄薄的廁紙制成球衣，你肯定會經歷一些原始設計上的缺陷。
[ – ] Twoweekswithpay 842 指標 15 小時前
I consider myself now WOKE
原來如此，我認為我醒瞭。 [ 譯註 1 ]
[ – ] Hawksfermatprime 194 指標 15 小時前
But are you very much woke?
但，你有足夠醒嗎？
[ – ] Rocketsimyourking12 247 指標 15 小時前
Bruh he ’ s done his own research
他已經做瞭自己的研究瞭。
[ – ] Heatbauwsman 78 指標 14 小時前
Idk man, I mean there are no actual pictures of the Nike jerseys, how can you be sure they're bad?
我不知道啊兄弟，我意思是，這裡並沒有人見過真正的耐克球衣的圖片，你怎麼能確定它們質量就這麼糟糕呢？
[ 譯註 1 ] ：此樓都為借用調侃歐文之前說過的言論。
[ – ] HeatJoeRaynne 933 指標 17 小時前
why are you getting downvoted lmao
樓主說的沒毛病但為什麼會被滅啊？笑死我瞭。
[ – ] Supersonicsneongem 850 指標 16 小時前
Nike plants lol
因為耐克安排瞭 * 河蟹 * 哈哈哈。
[ – ] [ ATL ] Ivan Johnson3pol 436 指標 15 小時前
Durant lent out his click farm
杜蘭特借給瞭耐克自己的 * 河蟹 * 大隊。
[ – ] BullsI_like_sillyness 363 指標 17 小時前
Nike doesn't want the truth out in the open.
ATTICA! ATTICA!
耐克就是不希望真相大白！
是時候反抗瞭！起來吧！不願做奴隸的人們！
[ – ] [ HOU ] James HardenJamesHard-On 937 指標 15 小時前
NBA jerseys should be made by lulu lemon.
NBA 球衣應該交給瑜伽服裝品牌露露檸檬來做。
[ – ] CelticssonQUAALUDE 286 指標 13 小時前
F I R M B U N S
緊致的大屁股！
[ – ] matt-lang 272 指標 13 小時前 *
This is the whitest I ’ ll feel this weekend, but Lululemon is the shit. Everything I buy there for working out is comfortable af.
If they made jerseys and clothes for the NBA, players would be hugging themselves on the bench.
這可能是我這周末聽過最白人的話瞭（美國白人女生非常熱衷於露露檸檬），但是露露檸檬就是最棒的，我在那裡買的所有健身服飾都實在是他娘的太舒服瞭。
如果他們開始做 NBA 球衣和文化衫，球員會舒服得在替補席上抱著自己摸。
[ – ] The_Dumblebee 3461 指標 17 小時前
Some cheap material + Nike logo = Profit
" 廉價的原材料 " 加上 " 耐克的商標 " 等於 " 盈利 "。
[ – ] [ BOS ] Marcus SmartIbakaFlockaFlame [ S ] 530 指標 15 小時前
Oh yeah I forgot to mention a big part of this. Part of the question was going to be the public opinion of the company. Why make cheaply made uniforms when they ’ re going to be worn by like only 450 people ( the NBA players ) ? They can make a higher quality uniform and keep public opinion high which keeps more money. Do they have to make the same uniform for the fans as the players?
關於耐克劣質球衣引起很大的一個問題就是公眾對於耐克的看法。為什麼要給這些僅有的需要穿這批球衣的 450 人（所有 NBA 球員）制造出一些低劣生產的球衣呢？他們如果生產一些更高質量的球衣會讓公眾對他們產品的看法提高，從而賺到更多的錢。他們難道需要給球迷生產跟球員同樣質量的球衣嗎？
[ – ] KingsKINGoftheSAC 561 指標 14 小時前
They definitely do not make the same uniform for the players as they do for the fans.
I don't even think its a matter of "make these as cheap as possible" because I know from doing business with Nike personally that these uniforms are constructed in the US, not overseas.
I think like the top commenter said...they tried to be right on the cutting edge of the tech and they fell off the edge.
他們絕對不會為球迷生產與球員同樣質量的球衣。
我甚至不認為這事關 " 盡可能壓低成本價 "，因為從我個人以往跟耐克做生意的經驗來看這些球衣都是在美國本土生產，而不是在海外。
就像這個貼最高亮的那位老哥說的一樣：" 他們嘗試走上科技時代的尖端，但卻不幸從尖端處摔下來。"
[ – ] WarriorsGreat_Chairman_Mao 369 指標 14 小時前
And ripped their jerseys on the way down. Every time one of these things rip on TV, an Adidas exec jizzes their track pants.
" 而且在摔下來的過程中把自己的球衣都撕碎瞭 "。每一次有耐克球衣在電視上被撕爛，阿迪的高層就興奮地在運動褲裡狂擼一發。
[ – ] Lakersshootmans 1173 指標 16 小時前
Nike spends their money on athletes not the quality of product
耐克把錢都花在他們的代言運動員身上，而不是花在產品的質量上。
[ – ] [ IND ] Domantas Sabonisdaymanxx 602 指標 16 小時前
Apparently they spend their money on down vote bots.
很明顯耐克把他們的錢都花在瞭點滅機器人身上。
[ – ] NBASMOKE2JJ 2018 指標 16 小時前
I've done all I can. I've literally gone through and upvoted every post in the thread. Vive La Résistance!!
我已經竭盡一切我所能，將這個帖子裡所有的評論都點亮瞭一遍，耐克反抗軍萬歲！
[ – ] BullsI_like_sillyness 370 指標 16 小時前
✊ right on brother!
棒極瞭！大兄弟！
[ – ] PelicansHustle_Marsalis 1031 指標 17 小時前
Damn Nike is salty
天啊，耐克酸死瞭吧，才雇傭這些點滅機器人。
[ – ] [ TOR ] Vince CarterNortho4 1764 指標 17 小時前
Didn ’ t know Nike had downvote bots
我都不知道耐克居然還有點滅機器人。
[ – ] Rocketsminh_la 74 指標 16 小時前
Nike using downvote bots? This has to be a joke...
什麼？耐克居然在用點滅機器人？這肯定是個鬧劇。
[ – ] KnicksAxon14 101 指標 15 小時前
Bot here
來人啊，我抓到瞭樓上一個機器人。
[ – ] [ DET ] Tobias Harrismtommy2597 1891 指標 17 小時前 *
The downvote bots make Nike look even worse
Edit: When this post was new everyone was going into the negatives.
這些點滅機器人讓耐克看起來更加惡心。
註：當這條帖子剛開的時候所有的評論都被滅瞭一遍。
[ – ] Lakersthe_far_yard 529 指標 16 小時前
Lmao. Nike cares about posts in Reddit rather than the jerseys they made.
笑死我瞭，耐克居然關心這些濕乎乎的帖子，而不是他們生產的球衣。
[ – ] 76ersEmperor-Octavian 424 指標 17 小時前
They used cobwebs instead of cloth
耐克生產球衣用的是蜘蛛絲而不是佈料。
[ – ] [ CHI ] Cameron PayneSim888 208 指標 17 小時前
The funny thing is if they did make them out of spider silk they ’ d probably be fine.
最搞笑的是如果耐克真用蜘蛛絲，他們球衣還不會這麼容易被撕碎。
[ – ] SpursSurprizeBigSize 243 指標 15 小時前
Nike jerseys look bad, are made bad, and Nike should feel bad. #BringbackAdidas
耐克球衣看著惡心，做的惡心，耐克應該感到惡心。# 還我阿迪
[ – ] Spursblack_flag_4ever 257 指標 16 小時前
Jr. high uniforms are officially better than what the NBA has.
初中生球衣官方超越 NBA 球衣的一貼。
[ – ] KnicksYungManila 237 指標 15 小時前
Because Nike is dogshit. Go look at their Soccer jerseys. The current crop is the same template over and over. They do the bare minimum, always. Coming from a soccer background, their cleats are dogshit too. They break easily even if you take extreme care of them. All in all, they're just a cheap company making cheap shit product.
因為耐克就是狗屎！看看他們做的足球球衣，現有的樣式用的是一成不變的模板，反反復復。他們總是隻做到僅僅達標。我的足球背景告訴我，他們足球鞋的鞋釘也是狗屎，即使你小心翼翼地愛護它們，它們也總能輕而易舉就斷掉。總而言之，他們就是一傢廉價的公司生產著廉價的狗屎產品。
[ – ] Pacersbusche916 120 指標 16 小時前
Serious question, are the retail jerseys as prone to ripping or is that just the authentic game versions?
I ’ m really liking some of these redesigns but I don ’ t want to drop a decent amount of money if the thing is going to fall apart in the wash or something.
認真問一句，球迷買的零售球衣是會更好撕爛，還是跟真正比賽球員穿的版本一樣？
我其實挺喜歡其中的一些改版但我不想花一大筆錢，最後發現這些東西放到洗衣機裡之類的然後就四分五裂瞭。
[ – ] Celticsssjgoat 188 指標 16 小時前
If the professional jerseys don't hold up I don't have much hope for their retail jerseys.
如果球員穿的球衣都不能堅持住，那我對零售版球衣也不會抱啥信心。
[ – ] Bullspninify 162 指標 15 小時前
Depends. Do you use the setting on the washer where elite athletes aggressively grab & tear at your clothes the whole time?
取決於你的情況吧，你洗衣服的時候會經常把自己的洗衣機調成 " 精英運動員瘋狂蹂躪撕扯 " 模式嗎？
[ – ] 76erstimacles 232 指標 15 小時前
Prime Ron Artest washes my clothes
對不起在座的都是辣雞，我傢都是巔峰阿泰斯特手搓洗衣。
