表妹場均 28.9+13.6+5.8+1.7+1.9，MVP 級數據，他是會投三分的奧尼爾？
Through 11 games, DeMarcus Cousins is averaging 28.9 ppg, 13.6 rpg, 5.8 apg, 1.7 spg and 1.9 bpg.
在過去的 11 場比賽裡，考辛斯場均 28.9 分，13.6 個籃板，5.8 次助攻，1.7 次搶斷和 1.9 次蓋帽。
In addition, the Pelicans are 6-5. Cousins has to be an MVP candidate right?
不僅如此，鵜鶘戰績 6 勝 5 負，考辛斯理應成為 MVP 候選人，沒毛病吧？
[ – ] Vancouver GrizzliesMillyMontana 305 指標 13 小時前
Is he doing it quietly tho that is the real question.
得不得 MVP 的關鍵在於，考辛斯打出這個數據弄出大陣仗瞭嗎？
[ – ] BRuiden69 63 指標 6 小時前
quietly but emotionally
表面波瀾不驚，但內心波濤洶湧。 [ 譯註 1 ]
[ 譯註 1 ] 考辛斯被調侃為 emotional lesbian（情緒化的拉拉 ) 。
[ – ] [ NOP ] Anthony DavisBeastaBubbles 34 指標 12 小時前
Yes.
鵜鶘球迷：對頭。
[ – ] CelticsManEggs 5 指標 5 小時前
I've only seen his stats on the front page five times in the last week. That's pretty quiet.
過去 7 天我有 5 次在濕乎乎首頁上看到考辛斯的數據討論帖 ... 陣仗還不大嗎？
[ – ] [ TOR ] Norman PowellWatchadoinfoo 888 指標 13 小時前
Yea those are MVP numbers
Needs a narrative tho
表妹絕對有著 MVP 的數據。
但他還需要一段轟轟烈烈的背景故事幫他贏得 MVP。
[ – ] Lakersram0h 810 指標 13 小時前
"Thug cleaning up his act"
" 黑幫暴徒痛改前非 "。
[ – ] Pdqx9 266 指標 12 小時前
Racist
老哥你種族歧視吧。 [ 譯註 2 ]
[ 譯註 2 ] Thug 這個詞幾乎隻用來形容少數族裔（黑人、西班牙裔 ) 。Thug 也是很多黑人說唱歌手標榜自己很社會、在道上混的詞。但是，人畜無害的考辛斯卻隻因場上管不住自己的脾氣而屢次被媒體冠上瞭 thug 的名號。
[ – ] Lakersram0h 382 指標 12 小時前
yes the way he is depicted by some has many racist undertones
人們在形容考辛斯的時候的確帶著許多種族歧視的暗示。
[ – ] Pdqx9 149 指標 12 小時前
I'd say he's childish, not a thug. He clearly lets his emotions cloud his judgement still pretty frequently and he is a grown ass man. He needs to get better at that, but it's ridiculous to call him a thug when he doesn't get arrested and does a lot of good in the community
Edit: not saying you think he's some brute or thug
考辛斯隻是有孩子氣，並不是黑幫暴徒。很明顯作為一個成年人，他總是讓他的性情影響瞭他的判斷，他需要在這方面提升。但是，他從來沒有被逮捕過，也為社區做瞭很多善事，但是人們卻把他當成暴徒，這就有點搞笑瞭。
註：我並不是在說層主認為考辛斯是惡棍或者暴徒。
[ – ] 76ersBirdRights 101 指標 9 小時前
yeah the main problem is NO ONE would call a white athlete a thug for behaving exactly like Boogie on the court. and even worse is that Boogie is a model citizen off the court and has done an insane amount to help Sacramento. yet he is depicted the way he is.
問題是當一名白人運動員像考辛斯那樣控制不住自己的脾氣時，沒人會稱他為 " 暴徒 "，而且。更操蛋的是，考辛斯在場外可是一名模范市民，為瞭薩克拉門托市做瞭無數的善舉，但是人們還是根據考辛斯場上的脾氣來給他貼標簽。
[ – ] Knicksunderhunter 186 指標 11 小時前
"First lesbian to win NBA MVP"
" 第一位獲得 NBA 常規賽 MVP 的拉拉 "。
[ – ] Wizardslivefreeordont 28 指標 8 小時前
Larry Bird looks like my lesbian aunt does that count?
拉裡 - 伯德看起來就像我的拉拉姑媽，他才算作第一位吧？
[ – ] [ CHI ] Joakim NoahCount_Machocula 86 指標 10 小時前
"2nd best player on an average team"
" 一支中流球隊的二當傢 "。
[ – ] [ DEN ] Roy HibbertWeirdRedBeard 18 指標 7 小時前
2nd best player on the Pels is AD, with the first being none other than Jameer Nelson.
表妹是三當傢，濃眉哥才是球隊的二當傢，而大當傢，一定是當仁不讓的賈馬爾 - 尼爾森啦。
[ – ] [ MIL ] Giannis AntetokounmpoWIN011 314 指標 14 小時前
I really hope AD and Boogie stay together. So fun to watch and pretty unstoppable,
我真的希望濃眉和表妹天長地久，他倆合體賞心悅目無人能擋。
[ – ] IndigoJacob [ S ] 210 指標 13 小時前
I'm really intrigued by what Rondo and Hill can do for this team.
很好奇隆多和希爾回歸之後能為這支球隊貢獻什麼。
[ – ] [ TOR ] Quincy AcyJKirbs14 175 指標 13 小時前
Wins, I'm gonna go with wins.
贏球，毋庸置疑。
[ – ] TimberwolvesIIFollowYou 26 指標 11 小時前
If they someday can just get average 3 & D type players around them they're an instant contender.
如果哪天鵜鶘能圍繞雙塔弄到一些中等水平的 3D 球員，他們馬上就會一躍成為有力競爭者。
[ – ] Bullsjkopecky 17 指標 8 小時前
You'd need a playmaker, but I think that even sticking with Rondo and two Avery Bradley's with Cousins and AD is in the conversation for best non-Golden State starting five in the league. The defense would be insane, the spacing would be decent, and Rondo would be so happy to be averaging 15 assists a game you'd even have him buying in.
他們需要一名組織者，但我認為堅持隆多、兩名佈拉德利一樣的球員、加上考神和濃眉的陣容可以跟除瞭勇士外的其他球隊拼最佳首發五人。他們的防守會令人抓狂，場上空間也會不錯，而且隆多也會樂意接受場均 15 個助攻的角色。
[ – ] [ CHA ] Malik MonkBizGilwalker 100 指標 13 小時前
my god those are prime shaq numbers
我勒個去，考神的數據可是巔峰奧尼爾的數據啊。
[ – ] urdaddyb0i 50 指標 12 小時前
Shaq never had a 3 ball either
而且奧尼爾從來沒有三分。
[ – ] IamDocbrown 42 指標 9 小時前
Didn't need it
奧尼爾不需要。
[ – ] urdaddyb0i 84 指標 9 小時前
Read that in shaq's voice lol. Most insecure big in league history
試著用奧尼爾的聲音讀這句話哈哈哈。奧尼爾真的是聯盟歷史上最敏感、臉皮最簙的大個子。
[ – ] IamDocbrown 38 指標 9 小時前
LMAO, he would say that too "Didn't need it, Erneh"
笑死，他可能會這麼說：" 哥不需要，厄尼爾 ~"。
[ – ] [ NOH ] Jimmer FredetteDRphoenix99 61 指標 12 小時前
But with way worse defense, but better passing and 7 3PA per game
可考神的防守還是比奧尼爾糟糕多瞭，但是有著更好的傳球和場均 7 次的三分出手。
[ – ] PelicansHustle_Marsalis 146 指標 13 小時前
Supposedly the 3rd best center behind Jokic and Kat
鵜鶘球迷：輕吹，咱傢表妹也就隻是約基奇和唐斯之後的第三中鋒而已。
[ – ] IndigoJacob [ S ] 129 指標 13 小時前
4th best. You forgot about Gobert.
不不不，第四，你忘記瞭戈貝爾。
[ – ] [ BOS ] Larry Birdbigvahe33 141 指標 13 小時前
5th. Asik
不不不，第五，你忘記瞭阿西克。
[ – ] [ CLE ] Kevin LoveBrandonsfl 44 指標 13 小時前
idk man, have you seen cody zeller?
第五也很難說啊，你們難道最近沒看科迪 - 澤勒打球嗎？
[ – ] BullsFIVE_DARRA_NO_HARRA 31 指標 10 小時前
not since the funeral after that block party
還真沒看，自從他在紐約被波神和奧奎因的火鍋盛宴蓋到墓地裡後就沒見過瞭。
[ – ] MyNewAccount962 59 指標 14 小時前
If only the Pel's were in the East they'd have a very very good shot at making the playoffs.
如果鵜鶘在東部的話，他們有很高很高的可能性打進季後賽。
[ – ] IndigoJacob [ S ] 74 指標 14 小時前
I mean they have a pretty good shot in the West. They're currently sitting at 6-5, and 7th in the West. That's without Rondo or Hill.
在西部他們也挺有機會的啊，他們現在 6 勝 5 負，西部第七，而且是在沒有隆多和希爾的情況下。
[ – ] Warriorsphonage_aoi 12 指標 6 小時前
5-12 in the West is so packed together. It's going to be a crazy race to the finish.
目前西部 5-12 名戰績其實都差不多的，今年的季後賽席位之爭肯定會很瘋狂。
[ – ] [ TOR ] Quincy AcyJKirbs14 27 指標 13 小時前
They'd make it easily in the East, easily.
他們會輕而易舉打進東部季後賽的。
[ – ] that_angry_boy 164 指標 14 小時前
For sure he's an MVP candidate, the best C in the league and it's not even close
考神肯定是 MVP 候選人，聯盟裡最出色的中鋒，而且還甩瞭第二名一大截。
[ – ] Knickstheonlyoptionistopoo 124 指標 13 小時前
If he was on the Knicks they would call him Top 5 in the league.
如果考神在尼克斯的話，人們絕逼叫他聯盟前五球員。
[ – ] Timberwolvesthecolbra 92 指標 12 小時前
If he was on the Lakers he would be able to dunk over jordan and wilt from the three point line.
如果考神在湖人的話，他能三分起跳飛身隔扣喬丹和張伯倫，不在話下。
[ – ] [ BOS ] Rajon RondoYoungM0ney 82 指標 14 小時前
something something locker room cancer
還是會有人叫他更衣室毒瘤之類的。
[ – ] Trail BlazersSHlTTY_MS_PAINT 168 指標 13 小時前
if cancer is giving me 29/14/6 with 2 blocks and 2 steals then cancer me the fuck up
如果這顆毒瘤能給我的主隊每場帶來 29 分 14 籃板 6 助攻 2 蓋帽和 2 搶斷的話，請把我毒得不能自理，無法自拔。
