Ayesha Curry announces pregnancy on Instagram
艾莎 - 庫裡在 Instagram 上宣佈瞭她懷孕的消息。
[ – ] Cavalierswouldstillsmash 1340 指標 8 小時前 Wtf are we just going to sit here and ignore the fact that Steph Curry had SEX??? WITH HIS WIFE???
MLGBD 什麼玩意？庫裡交媾瞭！！！而且是跟他的老婆！！咱們就要放任不管嗎？！！還有沒有王法！！
[ – ] [ UTA ] Andrei Kirilenkothelandan 515 指標 7 小時前
LeBron vociferously denies this.
勒佈朗極力否認此事。
[ – ] Warriorshamster4sale 281 指標 5 小時前
I won't believe Steph had sex until I hear it straight from LeBron.
不是勒佈朗親口說的我不信。 [ 譯註 1 ]
[ 譯註 1 ] [ 美國 JRs 之聲 ] 詹嫂說話都不可信？LBJ 回傢要跪！美球迷瘋狂調侃：詹皇要去國王瞭 >>
[ – ] Warriorsmanisier 93 指標 6 小時前
So much for the good Christian act smh
什麼虔誠的基督徒啊，看來都是演的！世風不古啊。
[ – ] ryeoldfashioned 48 指標 5 小時前
Missionary okay tho. Lights off of course.
不過傳教士姿勢是可以的。前提是必須關上燈。
[ – ] TheGreatMehMay 114 指標 7 小時
Gross
好惡心哦！
[ – ] SpursBoogiePelicans 83 指標 7 小時前
Getting pretty tired of this dude's scandals
已經對庫裡的醜聞感到厭倦瞭！NBA 第一惡童。
[ – ] [ PHO ] Devin BookerKeefJerky 769 指標 8 小時前
Wardell the 3rd
起名叫沃德爾三世吧！ [ 譯註 2 ]
[ 譯註 2 ] 庫裡是二世。他的老爹，前 NBA 球員戴爾 - 庫裡自然是一世。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 254 指標 8 小時前
Call him Tre, breaks his dads 3 point record.
給他孩子命名特雷吧，然後讓他打破他爹的三分球紀錄。
[ – ] ThePlaceboJunkie 51 指標 8 小時前
Ankles too
還要超越自己老爹晃斷腳踝的數量。
[ – ] fatkamp 308 指標 7 小時前
He has a Condom, DECIDES NOT TO USE IT, CURRY FROM WAY
DOWNTOWN
他有避孕套，決定不用，庫裡超遠精確致導！！ [ 譯註 3 ]
[ 譯註 3 ] 原文是 he has a timeout, decides not use it. （有暫停卻不用）改編自庫裡 2015-16 賽季絕殺雷霆那場的解說詞。
[ – ] WarriorsAnon_y_mous [ S ] 1545 指標 9 小時前
#CurryFor3
# 庫式日天三分球。
[ – ] LakersDetectivePapaya 782 指標 8 小時前
BANG!
一發入魂！
[ – ] WarriorsAdamJensensCoat 226 指標 7 小時前
BANG! OH WHAT A SHOT FROM CURRY!!
一發入魂！庫裡射出瞭多麼偉大的一球！！
[ – ] [ ORL ] Anfernee HardawayNativeCabanaKing 141 指標 5 小時前
Ayesha Curry, 2018
——艾莎 - 庫裡，2018。
[ – ] Warriorsjohnnygrant 60 指標 5 小時前 *
And another Curry drive straight to the basket, Puts it in!
庫裡又來瞭一次長驅直入，直搗龍泉！
——艾莎 - 庫裡，2018.
[ – ] LeBronte 43 指標 6 小時前
COCKBLOCKED BY JAMES!!!!!
勒佈朗從天而降魔龍出世送上一記無情蓋帽！！！！
[ – ] 76erstheeheadman11 1129 指標 8 小時前
congrats on the sex
恭喜庫裡完成交媾。
[ – ] [ TOR ] Kyle LowryIamBlackistani 322 指標 8 小時前
Especially with Ayesha feet.. steph is lucky man
尤其是配上阿耶莎的玉足 … 庫裡真是個幸運兒。 [ 譯註 3 ]
[ 譯註 3 ] 庫裡承認他有戀足癖，經常讓艾莎發她腳的照片。
[ – ] RaptorsToronto416ix 929 指標 7 小時前
The guys fuckin her feet and he still manages to shoot in a load from deep, Steph Curry is something else
庫裡的雞兒在摩擦她的腳時還能一發入魂直取敵軍將領首級，史蒂夫 - 庫裡可能是另一個星球來的怪物。
[ – ] [ GSW ] Stephen CurryYung_Parolo 591 指標 9 小時前
I hope its a boy this time so we can keep the Curry tradition in the NBA
我希望她懷上的是個男孩，這樣我們就能看見庫裡傢族的血液在 NBA 裡繼續流傳下去瞭。
[ – ] WarriorsRealbanie 300 指標 8 小時前
his name better be Stephon
他名字最好是叫做史多芬。
[ – ] CookLove 109 指標 8 小時前 *
If their father was a beast in the NBA, the son never becomes as good or better. If the father was average, or just good enough ( never had at least one All-Star appearance ) , the son tends to be better. A lot better. It ’ s sort of this weird trend that happens with NBA guys and their sons.
Steph is a beast, so it ’ s a HIGH probability his son won ’ t be nearly as good if he plays basketball.
在 NBA 裡自古虎父出犬子。但老一輩如果隻是個普普通通的球員（一次都沒進過全明星那種），他們的兒子卻都打得比自己好。感覺這都快成瞭 NBA 中的玄學。
庫裡的水平大傢都懂的，所以他兒子如果打籃球的話有很大可能達不到他爹的水平。
[ – ] [ GSW ] Chris Mullincortesoft 36 指標 5 小時前
Ummmmmm, what about the Mannings?
Dad is a 2 time pro bowler, both sons are probably hall of famers.
Bobby Bonds was a 3 time all star, Barry is one of the best ever.
Cecil and Prince Fielder, both multi time all stars. Both hit over 50 homers in a season, and both interestingly hit exactly 319 career home runs.
Bobby Hull, considered one of the best ever, his son Brett was a multi-time all star.
Dale Earnhardt and Jr, both very successful.
Grant Hill's dad was a star football player. Ken Norton was an amazing boxer, and Jr was a three time pro bowler.
Emmm，那你怎麼說曼寧傢族呢？
老爹進過兩次 NFL 全明星，而兩個兒子大概率都會進名人堂。
博比 - 邦茲進過三次全明星，他的兒子巴裡是最好的棒球手之一。
塞西爾 - 菲爾德和普林斯 - 菲爾德，父子倆都多次入選過全明星。都在一個賽季打出過 50 次全壘打，更有趣的是整個生涯父子倆都一共打出瞭 319 此全壘打。
博比 - 赫爾，冰球界的歷史最佳球員之一，他的兒子佈雷特 - 赫爾也是個多次入選全明星的選手。
戴爾 - 恩哈特和他的兒子也都是非常成功的賽車手。
格蘭特 - 希爾的老爸也是個橄欖球明星。肯 - 諾頓是個非常厲害的拳擊手，他的兒子是個三次入選全明星的職業橄欖球手。
[ – ] [ LAC ] Darius Mileslynchedlandlord 27 指標 7 小時前
shareef looks pretty good now tho
謝裡夫 - 奧尼爾現在看起來還不錯啊。 [ 譯註 4 ]
[ 譯註 4 ] 謝裡夫 - 奧尼爾為沙克 - 奧尼爾的兒子
[ – ] CookLove 64 指標 7 小時前
Yeah, but he ’ s in high school. A player with size and athleticism should be good in high school. It ’ s the NBA I ’ m talking about.
是不錯，但他現在還是在高中啊。一個有他那樣塊頭和運動能力的球員在高中怎麼都能叱詫風雲。我現在說的可是 NBA 啊。
[ – ] DingusMcCringus 10 指標 5 小時前
i mean, it ’ s not that weird. you ’ re just saying that the better a player is, the less likely it is that another player will come along that is better than them. likelihood of a player being better than mj? low. likelihood of a player being better than a bench warmer? higher. it ’ s not like some strange phenomenon, it ’ s basic probability
我是說這其實沒有這麼奇怪。層主你說一個球員越強，那他後代比他還強的幾率就越低。想一想如果老爹是喬丹那水平，兒子超過他的幾率有多少？那簡直低的可怕。但如果隻是成為一個比飲水機球員更好的幾率？那可高瞭去瞭。所以這跟本不是什麼玄學，這隻是基本的概率學。
[ – ] [ GSW ] Patrick McCawOwerperg 409 指標 9 小時前
Damn even his sperm his accurate AF
我去，連他的精子都射的這麼準。
[ – ] CavaliersI_LIKE_BASKETBALL 165 指標 8 小時前
Well technically he's shooting like 0.000001% on this one.
嚴格來說，其實他的命中率是 0.000001%。
[ – ] [ HOU ] Goran Dragicmoreyball 112 指標 8 小時前
but what ’ s his TS%?
但他的真實命中率是多少呢？
[ – ] Celticsbustedracquet 321 指標 8 小時前
True Sperm %
真實 " 命中 " 率。 [ 譯註 5 ]
[ 譯註 5 ] True Shooting%（真實命中率）和 True Sperm%（真實精子命中率）的英文簡寫都為 TS%。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Brandon Ingrambobberr 326 指標 9 小時前
Pls be a boy
拜托瞭一定要懷的是個男孩啊。
[ – ] Warriorsfuryousferret 402 指標 9 小時前
Adam Silver saying the same thing.
亞當 - 蕭華默默點瞭個贊。
[ – ] [ OKC ] Russell WestbrookAnti_Thon 244 指標 9 小時前
LeBron James Jr vs Steph Curry jr is the next rivalry
小勒佈朗 - 詹姆斯和小史蒂芬 - 庫裡將會是下一對宿敵。
[ – ] Pelicans1ManArmyGohan 228 指標 9 小時前
Lil Bron might be out of his prime when this Curry reaches his
小庫裡進聯盟的時候小勒佈朗可能都已經是巔峰晚期瞭。
[ – ] Rocketssammieman91 278 指標 8 小時前
Implying that the LeBron family have finite primes.
樓上的老哥不懂球瞭，勒佈朗傢族的巔峰是自動續費的好吧。
[ – ] CelticsNE_ED 90 指標 9 小時前
Curry keeps shooting for that boy I see
嗯我看懂瞭，庫裡是非要射出個兒子不可啊。
[ – ] NBATuneHD 53 指標 8 小時前
I'd be so mad if I was an athlete that couldn't get a son lmao I hope Kobe has one
如果我是運動員，沒兒子的話我也會氣得要死的。唉，想想嘮嗑都是淚。
[ – ] Wizardsireddit270 74 指標 8 小時前
I ’ m not even an athlete and I ’ ll be lowkey salty if I don ’ t have at least 1 son
我都不是運動員，但如果我要是沒最起碼一個兒子的話，我其實會相當不滿意的。
[ – ] CelticsMartin5hkreli 256 指標 9 小時前
That's awesome. All their babies are mad cute. I was an ugly goblin when I was a kid.
棒棒噠。他們的孩子都可愛的要死。我小時候可是醜的像個小哥佈林。
[ – ] PelicansDrewBreesNumbaNine 570 指標 9 小時前
Youre still ugly though
你現在不還是一樣醜。
[ – ] CelticsMartin5hkreli 261 指標 8 小時前
tbh you're 100% right lmao
雖然很紮心，但我卻無力反駁。
