黃蜂新秀認為 NBA 生活很無聊，結果被妹子吐槽：他本人更無聊
馬利克 - 蒙克談及自己的 NBA 生活：" 這很無聊，但無聊是好事。飛這裡飛那裡，待在酒店裡，在比賽開始前什麼都不做。我就在我屋裡看看精彩集錦，看看電影之類的東西。不過，就是很無聊罷瞭。"
Malik Monk on NBA Life:"It's boring. Boring is good, though. You fly here, you get to the hotel, don't do nothing until game time. I'm in my hotel room watching highlights, watching movies, stuff like that. It's just boring."
[ – ] [ OKC ] Russell Westbrookwickergoose 2198 points 1 day ago
Still more fun than 99% of any other job. I spend the majority of my work day refreshing r/nba
還是要比其他 99% 的工作要有趣啊。我每個工作日的絕大部分時間都用來刷濕乎乎瞭。
[ – ] NBAKD_is_a_snake 825 points 1 day ago
That job sounds amazing
老哥，你那份工作聽起來簡直棒極瞭。
[ – ] YoureOnTimeout 388 points 1 day ago
I guess you could almost say it ’ s...
WHERE AMAZING HAPPENS
我想你也可以這樣說 …
這是奇跡誕生之地！ [ 譯註 1 ]
[ 譯註 1 ] 2008 年左右 NBA 的廣告宣傳語
[ – ] SupersonicsLame-Duck 271 points 1 day ago
You would think so, but then you get to the 450th LeMeme of the day and you ’ re still snorting in your cubicle and your boss is like "yo, you on /r/nba again laughing at lebron memes" and you ’ re like "naw" and he ’ s like "you see wall blow by Lonzo and flush?" And before you think you ’ re like "yeah! Fuck lavar!" And he ’ s like, "you deserve a raise"... I lost track of my point there.
是這樣的，然後你在自己的辦公小隔間裡看著論壇裡第 450 個勒佈朗的梗看的入迷時，你的老板在一旁說 "Yo, 你丫又逛濕乎乎看著勒佈朗的段子傻笑呢？" 你回答說 " 哪兒有啊！" 然後他說 " 你看沃爾過掉球哥的暴扣瞭沒？" 然後你想都沒想就說到 " 看瞭啊！去他媽的球爹！" 然後你老板說 " 小夥子應該給你漲一波工資瞭。"… 我已經不知道自己在說什麼瞭。
[ – ] Bullswylin247 17 points 1 day ago
Where you work? I'm tryna get in on this fun.
兄弟你在哪兒上班啊？我也想一起來體驗一下這種樂趣。
[ – ] WestJM15 34 points 1 day ago
That was me for 3 years until my company finally blocked reddit.
每天刷濕乎乎的日子我差不多過瞭三年，直到我的公司禁止我們上 Reddit 論壇。
[ – ] [ NYK ] Baron Davisthemariokarters 44 points 1 day ago
me too. it ’ s pretty nice actually
我也一樣天天刷。其實感覺還不錯。
[ – ] [ BOS ] Jordan Mickeydesmedt26 41 points 1 day ago
can't believe they're still paying me tbh
講道理，簡直不敢相信他們現在還在付我薪水。
[ – ] Lakersunix_in_20_years 49 points 22 hours ago
City level here.
Weird thing is, I used to slack off and browse reddit all day. It was sweet at first. But I quickly realized actually accomplishing work is a lot more satisfying at the end of the day.
It's depressing when you dress nice, get paid decently, sit in traffic just to think "I'm gonna sit on my ass and browse reddit all day" and call it your job. Shopping on Amazon is much better for that.
市級單位工作的 jr 前來報到。
奇怪的是，我曾經天天不幹正事兒隻逛論壇。最開始還有點兒意思，但是很快我就意識到，在一天結束之前完成點兒工作給我帶來瞭更多的滿足感。
當你穿的巨正式，拿的工資也還成，上班堵路上時滿腦子想的都是 " 今兒我要花一天時間刷 Reddit 論壇 " 然後這就是你的工作的話，還真是有點沮喪啊。在 Amazon 上網購都比這強。
[ – ] Redsox12393 999 points 1 day ago
That honestly sounds amazing.
Sleep in. Watch a movie, maybe some sportscenter, order room service. Get up and go play NBA basketball in front of thousands of fans.
在 NBA 打球簡直太棒瞭好嗎！
睡一覺，看部電影，或者看看體育新聞，叫一下客房服務。起來收拾好瞭再去成千上萬名觀眾前打 NBA 比賽。
[ – ] ThunderDhugs88 591 points 1 day ago
Bring a dime back to your hotel room. Wake up and start the whole thing over?
帶個 10 美分回到酒店裡。醒來之後再重復一遍這些事兒？
[ – ] Bullsimthethird 285 points 1 day ago
definitely thought that said dime bag
我覺得你剛才說的肯定不是 10 美分，是一包 10 美元的大 麻。
[ – ] CelticsSolocup421 359 points 1 day ago
"David Stern said it was okay"
-J.R.
" 大衛 - 斯特恩說可以的啊。"
-J.R. [ 譯註 2 ]
[ 譯註 2 ] 10 月 25 日，前 NBA 總裁大衛 - 斯特恩接受采訪時表示：醫用藥物應該合法化。
[ – ] CelticsMexter-Dorgan 59 points 21 hours ago
"Well he ’ s not the commish anymore!"
"He isn ’ t???"
"No. It ’ s Adam Silver!"
"Who?"
" 好吧，但是斯特恩已經不是聯盟的總裁瞭啊！"
" 他不是嗎？？？"
" 不是啊，現在是亞當 - 蕭華瞭！"
" 蕭什麼華？" [ 譯註 3 ]
[ 譯註 3 ] 這裡開 JR- 史密斯的玩笑，假裝他抽大 麻抽嗨瞭。
[ – ] BullsSTUGOTZ_1972 1862 points 1 day ago
Read a book
無聊的話，讀本書吧。
[ – ] WarriorsDraintheshots 385 points 1 day ago
I heard the Godfather is a good book.
我聽說《教父》是本不錯的書。
[ – ] Clippersalvarajohn 109 points 1 day ago
Only if LeBron makes you read it.
除非是勒佈朗讓你讀這本書的。 [ 譯註 4 ]
[ 譯註 4 ] 2016 年季後賽期間勒佈朗曾閱讀《教父》一書。詹姆斯也經常有意無意的把教父封皮暴露在攝像頭下，被美國網友瘋狂調侃太刻意。。
[ – ] Pacersfastnfurious22 50 points 1 day ago
one of the best books ive ever read, i remember that one being just as exciting as the movie if not more. I tried to find other puzo books that were similar to that level but couldn't
這絕對是我讀過最棒的一本書瞭。我記得讀起來就跟看電影一樣精彩。我還試著找 Puzo 寫的類似題材的書，但是沒有比這更好看的瞭。
[ – ] Hornetsbubowskee 358 points 1 day ago
His shot is starting to fall, life is about to get far less dull for him
黃蜂球迷：他現在開始命中投籃瞭。生活對他來說會變得不再那麼無聊啦。
[ – ] NBAKD_is_a_snake 230 points 1 day ago
Dude, if you're in the NBA it doesn't matter if you're good or not. You'll get mad pussy no matter what.
兄弟，如果你進入 NBA 瞭，不管你發揮得好還是爛，你總能約到炮的。
[ – ] Kingsdontcallbymethat 512 points 1 day ago
There are other things to enjoy in life man
別隻想著 * 河蟹 * 啊， 人生還有那麼多的事情值得享受呢。
[ – ] Hornetsbubowskee 329 points 1 day ago
Like cooking and eating out at cool restaurants.
比如做一頓飯或者下個有牌面的館子。
[ – ] Bucksbayjur 179 points 1 day ago
Talking to all the different city folk
和來自不同城市的人們聊聊天。
[ – ] Lakersk1ngmad 121 points 23 hours ago
Hanging out with the hottest dudes
然後再和一群熱辣的妞兒一起出去嗨。
[ – ] [ OKC ] Paul GeorgeIncaseAce [ S ] 443 points 1 day ago
Full quote
"It's boring. Boring is good, though. You fly here, you get to the hotel, don't do nothing until game time. I'm in my hotel room watching highlights, watching movies, stuff like that. It's just boring. But in the summertime it's fun because you get to do other stuff and you got a little bit of money, you can vacation, go to places. In season is boring, but that's good, so you won't be out getting in trouble, club life, stuff like that."
完成版采訪如下：
" 這很無聊，但無聊是好事。飛這裡飛那裡，待在酒店裡，在比賽開始前什麼都不做。我就在我屋裡看看精彩集錦，看看電影之類的東西，就是很無聊。但是在夏天就有趣瞭，因為你可以做其他的事情，你手頭有瞭一點兒小錢，你可以去度假，去其他地方玩兒。賽季期間真的很無聊，但也是好事，這樣一來你就不會陷入到麻煩之中，沉迷於夜店生活之類的事情。"
[ – ] [ MIA ] Dwyane WadeDeja-Vu-Virus 397 points 1 day ago*
You got a little bit of money, Malik?
Damn. We ’ re all practically broke by his standards.
你有瞭一點兒小錢是吧，馬利克？
真見鬼，根據他這種標準我們基本上都是窮光蛋瞭。
[ – ] LakersChaotic-Catastrophe 66 points 1 day ago
For reference, Monk is making $2.9m this season
作為參考，蒙克本賽季的工資是 290 萬美元。
[ – ] Hawksterafunker 120 points 1 day ago
I'm assuming he's only seen a small chunk of that up front and his agent and Uncle Sam both wet their beaks, so while he's pulling in more than any of us ( except you, KD ) he's probably only had his hands on a modest amount of money by NBA standards.
我猜他隻是看到瞭擺在自己面前的一小疊鈔票，他的經紀人和山姆大叔（指稅收）拿走瞭大部分。所以即使他比我們大部分 JR 掙得都要多（除瞭你之外，KD）他也隻是按照 NBA 的標準拿到瞭自己應得的那部分錢。
[ – ] PacersSCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT 162 points 1 day ago
I met this girl who goes to Kentucky who ’ s hung out with him and she said he was boring ahaha this is really funny to me. She said he was lame and didn ’ t party lol I was in disbelief. Then I made her facetime him and I said waddup to Malik Monk. Interesting night
我認識一個肯塔基大學的妹子，她曾經和蒙克一起出去玩，她說蒙克真是無聊爆瞭哈哈哈哈。這真的很有意思。她說蒙克真是遜爆瞭，都不怎麼會玩。我當時還不信，然後我和她 Facetime，和馬利克 - 蒙克打瞭招呼。很有意思的一晚。
[ – ] CavaliersKid_Kryp-to-nite 89 points 1 day ago
You're eskimo bros with Moist?
難道你和蒙克是 " 同道中人 "？
[ – ] PacersSCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT 77 points 1 day ago
Got so close but didn ’ t pull thruvery sad night. so close
差一點點就成功瞭但是沒能搞定她。唉，很難受。就差一點點。
[ – ] Warriorsklayser_Soze 116 points 1 day ago*
She had a NBA dude on speed dial. She got better prey
她連 NBA 球員都能想 call 就 call 到。你這種獵物她估計看不上眼。
[ – ] PacersSCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT 25 points 23 hours ago*
She legit didn ’ t fuck with him ahaha plus she was a freshman in college and he was goin to the NBA. But yeah she shit talked him all night
Said he was rly boring cuz he didn ’ t drink or party lol
我可以保證她沒和蒙克做，啊哈哈。而且她還隻是大一，蒙克已經要去 NBA 打球瞭。但是她跟我說瞭一晚上蒙克的壞話。
她說蒙克真的是無聊到爆瞭，因為他不喝酒，也不怎麼會 party，哈哈哈哈。
