勒佈朗 - 詹姆斯洗完澡，沒換衣服隻在腰上系瞭條毛巾就直接走進瞭泰倫 - 盧的辦公室。
Lebron came out of the shower with a towel on his waist and went straight to Ty Lue's office.
[ – ] CavaliersFlovust 5094 指標 5 小時前
The only D the cavs are playing
騎士球迷：這是騎士隊唯一能用來 " 自 wei" 的 " 寶貝 " 瞭。 [ 譯註 1 ]
[ 譯註 1 ] "D" 在這裡雙關，既指代 "Defense（防守）"，也指 "Dick（雞兒）"。
[ – ] CavaliersStosstruppe 482 指標 5 小時前
Good Lord the friendly fire
騎士球迷：媽誒是友軍！收回您的屌吧！
[ – ] Cavaliersxdownpourx 194 指標 3 小時前
Its all we got at this point. I have accepted it and started joining in on the jokes. Only fun I am having with this season
騎士球迷：比賽打到現在，事情已經這樣瞭。我已經接受這種風氣瞭，還開始學會樂在其中。這也是這個賽季僅有的樂子瞭吧。
[ – ] CelticsCardinalRoark 92 指標 3 小時前
I hope you guys turn it around when IT comes back.
Only to lose in the ECF, obviously.
凱爾特人球迷：隻希望這幫傢夥在小托馬斯回歸之後能徹底扭轉之前的態勢。
當然，這一切都是為瞭讓他們能夠光榮戰死在東決舞臺上。
[ – ] [ IND ] Dale Davispfqq 170 指標 3 小時前
To the Magic
在東決輸給魔術。
[ – ] MagicApoplectic1 69 指標 2 小時前
Is this what hope feels like? It's been so long...
魔術球迷：這 … 這感覺難道就是傳說中的 " 希望 " 嗎？太久瞭，已經太久沒感受過瞭 ……
[ – ] LakersGotsmeez 1675 指標 5 小時前 *
Rings about to fall out the other hole tonight
看來今晚某人的菊花要跟另一個洞爭寵瞭啊。 [ 譯註 2 ]
[ 譯註 2 ] 之前有人捕捉到比賽中泰倫 - 盧的戒指形薄荷糖從嘴裡掉出來，這裡雙關既指戒指從嘴裡掉出來，也指被爆菊。
[ – ] CavaliersHey_Lets_Not 736 指標 5 小時前 *
NEPHEW
老哥
[ – ] Bucksindiemike 251 指標 4 小時前
THIS
你
[ – ] [ TOR ] OG AnunobyPormanNowell 228 指標 4 小時前
IS
這是
[ – ] 76ersgreblah 807 指標 4 小時前
PODRACING
一口吞雙龍啊。
[ – ] Timberwolvesmarkyellowstone 1271 指標 5 小時前
Tf y ’ all watching him come out the shower for
MMP，你們這幫人，都盯著人傢出浴作甚？？？
[ – ] [ SEA ] Slick Wattsccvssd 687 指標 4 小時前
圖上中文字：當時我就想，我一定得看看奧尼爾的 28 到底是啥樣。
[ – ] NuggetsPM_ME_THE_BEST_STORY 204 指標 4 小時前
Yea except anyone can go online and look at the pic of Lebron's dick when he flashed it in a playoff game
對啊，不過每個網友都能上網搜到詹姆斯在某年季後賽裸露出的龍根。
[ – ] TimberwolvesVolturnous 285 指標 3 小時前
Yeah but imagine seeing it live and direct its what dreams are made of
也是，不過，面對面看到勒佈朗的小兄弟肯定是別樣的感覺啊，美夢成真啊！
[ – ] NuggetsPM_ME_THE_BEST_STORY 126 指標 3 小時前
I should go into journalism.
哇，不行，我也要去當記者。
[ – ] [ MIA ] Norris ColeFThornton 70 指標 3 小時前
Plus it's still probably a bit moist from the shower.
還有還有，剛出浴的勒佈朗，那玩意兒還是濕乎乎的呢。
[ – ] PelicansMozz_Sticks96 133 指標 2 小時前
I hate this sub
我恨濕乎乎。
[ – ] Celticsward0630 1791 指標 5 小時前
This is like the start to a porno
這場景 …… 為什麼那麼像 X 片的開頭 ……
[ – ] Buckstheconfuserx2 588 指標 5 小時前
"Freight Train rams into small goldfish"
" 金 鱗 豈 是 池 中 物 "。
[ – ] Celticsward0630 454 指標 5 小時前
[ – ] RaptorsaToma715 48 指標 6 小時前
i really hate yall for doing this shit on a monday smdh
你們真煩人，大周一的就來這個？還能不能給我的雞兒放個假瞭？？？
[ – ] LakersYaBoiBeefCat 1983 指標 5 小時前
LeBron: "Have a seat."
Lue: "This is my office....."
LeBron: "We need to talk about man-to-man pressure."
Lue: "Why are you still standing?"
LeBron: Undoes towel
Lue: "Holy shit Windhorst, take that out of your mouth."
勒佈朗：" 請坐。"
盧：" 什麼？你看清楚這是我辦公室 ……"
勒佈朗：" 我們得談談瞭，關於破緊逼的事情。"
盧：" 你為啥還站著？"
勒佈朗解下瞭腰間系著的毛巾。
盧：" 我 *&#……%*@，Windhorst [ 譯註 3 ] 你快把那玩意兒吐出來啊！"
[ 譯註 3 ] Brian Windhorst，騎士隨隊記者，與詹姆斯私交甚篤。Reddit 網友經常調侃 Windhorst 就靠詹姆斯的料維持生活。
[ – ] Raptorsslamdunk23 475 指標 5 小時前
Ty Lue is down to do anything to keep his job
盧為瞭保住帥位甘願低下身段做任何事啊。
[ – ] NBAblindbutchy 71 指標 3 小時前
He down on some thing that ’ s for sure.
確實是低下身段瞭 ...
[ – ] [ MIA ] Wang ZhizhiDopeMan93 1517 指標 5 小時前
Yea maybe because these reports are waiting for him outside the damn shower. Man can even get dressed without the media on his dick.
可能就是因為這幫記者非要等在澡堂子門口吧，要不是這幫人把鏡頭都對著他的屌，他就有時間有空間穿件衣服瞭啊。
[ – ] [ BKN ] D'Angelo Russellj_cruise 1124 指標 5 小時前
Imagine coming out of the shower and this dude's standing there, grinning:
想象一下當你洗完澡出來，看到一幫人站在門口，對著你壞笑的樣子吧。
[ – ] [ SEA ] Slick Wattsccvssd 333 指標 4 小時前
I'd really rather not
算瞭，我還是不想象瞭。
[ – ] SpursThehelloman0 345 指標 3 小時前
It's crazy to me that reporters are allowed in the locker room honestly. People would be so pissed if reporters were in the locker room for women's sports.
講道理，我覺得允許記者進入更衣室就是石樂志瞭。要是換成記者進入女運動員的更衣室，還不都得瘋瞭？！
[ – ] fishystranger 120 指標 3 小時前
They can kick them out. Don't think the nba requires that level of access. They just need to do a presser.
他們完全可以把記者趕出去啊。我不認為 NBA 給瞭記者那麼高的通行權限，球員們隻是需要參加賽後新聞記者會罷瞭。
[ – ] ST07153902935 51 指標 7 小時前
Yea, there are some videos on pornhub of reporters secretly recording athletes naked in locker rooms.
emmmm，我還在那種網站上看過有記者偷拍運動員在更衣室裡光著的視頻。
[ – ] [ CHI ] Kirk HinrichLovesSwissCheese 180 指標 7 小時前
Lol what would they even title those videos I wonder
哈哈哈，我挺好奇那些記者會給這類視頻起什麼標題呢，我就是好奇啊。
[ – ] KnicksRamessesTheOK 146 指標 7 小時前
so you can avoid them of course
嗯，樓上的老哥我懂你，你好奇肯定是為瞭在日後成功回避這些視頻，一定是這樣的。
[ – ] MayorAvila 336 指標 5 小時前
LeBron is not an "imposing" man if you know that he's... LeBron. And he's walking into his coach's office, a guy he's known for years. No idea why this reporter felt the need to say that.
勒佈朗不是那種 " 強人所難 " 的人，要知道他可是 …… 勒佈朗啊！他走進教練的辦公室，而且這個教練和他已經是多年的老相識瞭，不明白為什麼這幫記者覺得這事兒也值得報道。
[ – ] TimberwolvesXANNIBAL_LECTER 235 指標 5 小時前
i think he's trying to imply that lebron thinks the cavs issues are so dire he's not even bothering to get changed before discussing them with the coach. i guess because not a moment can be wasted? rather than lebron just not wanting to change with reporters hassling him about how shit they are
我想可能是想說明勒佈朗覺得騎士的問題已經迫在眉睫瞭，在和教練討論正事之前都不想去換衣服瞭，可能是，刻不容緩？而不是因為記者總在拿騎士現在怎麼這麼爛的問題騷擾詹姆斯，導致他決定不換衣服避開這些問題。
[ – ] Knicksmatty_a 100 指標 3 小時前
"Things are so dire that LeBron only took a shower and then lightly toweled off, but did not get dressed before meeting with the coach because those 5 minutes were too important to lose, after doing something else for the prior 15."
" 騎士的問題已經迫在眉睫，勒佈朗洗完澡連衣服都來不及穿，全身上下隻有一條遮體的毛巾，就去見教練瞭，因為連 5 分鐘都耽誤不得——但是勒佈朗和盧還是用 15 分鐘做完某不知名事情後才開始談正事。"
[ – ] [ GSW ] Jordan BellBootStrapWill 265 指標 9 小時前
I just want to point out that his last point was all about how Lebron was displaying so much urgency by going straight to the office instead of getting dressed. The whole thing about being a 6'8 god added nothing to his point. He just threw that in there lol
我隻是想說這個記者原文的最後一個重點是說勒佈朗十分迫切，徑直走進瞭辦公室，沒有穿衣服。但是他偏偏還用 2 米 03 的筋肉狂魔來描述瞭詹姆斯，這跟他的主題有啥關系嗎哈哈哈 ... 完全沒必要啊。
[ – ] EastTSOD 84 指標 6 小時前
He was still in a daze from LeBron's tight, sculpted body. Man just couldn't help but word vomit about him.
這哥們應該是還陶醉在勒佈朗那緊實無比又如雕像般棱角分明的肉體中無法自拔吧，然後就有點情不自禁，這些話自然而然就說出來瞭。
LeBron James on Instagram "Mood..."
勒佈朗 - 詹姆斯 Ins 更新動態 " 現在的心情 …"
[ – ] CavaliersHey_Lets_Not 1422 指標 3 小時前
Holy fuck something is going down; Bron just posted an arthur pic
騎士球迷：哦哦哦哦！！！搞事情啊！詹姆斯發瞭一張內涵圖！
[ – ] [ CLE ] Kay Felderjkenley28 461 指標 3 小時前
either he gonna do lebron stats, fire lue, or dropping career high in his 15th season
騎士球迷：三選一：他會打出勒佈朗式的比賽；炒瞭盧；在職業生涯第十五個賽季砍下職業生涯得分新高。
[ – ] LakersMyLTPlayedinSD 319 指標 2 小時前
or he's just mad at DW
( holy shit those initials look familiar )
還有一個選項：他生 DW（韋德）的氣瞭。
（臥槽這個縮寫好熟悉 " 德隆 "）
[ – ] Spurswilonwheels 175 指標 2 小時前
Definitely Delonte West
你一定想起瞭德隆蒂 - 韋斯特（DW）。
[ – ] [ NYK ] Kristaps PorzingisSherane12 1582 指標 3 小時前
Lue really about to get fired by a meme
盧即將因為一張內涵圖丟掉工作。
[ – ] [ SAS ] Dennis RodmanXwarsama 399 指標 3 小時前
Live by the meme, die by the meme.
活著的時候段子相伴左右，死亡的時候段子抬棺埋土。
[ – ] [ CLE ] Kay Felderjkenley28 316 指標 2 小時前
[ – ] NBAClutch_ 303 指標 3 小時前
Another year, another passive aggressive LeBron social media post.
不同的年份，不同的社交動態，不變的是勒佈朗含沙射影的姿態。
[ – ] Bullstartan2 136 指標 8 小時前
Isaiah Thomas commented "Need me to handle somebody cuz?"
Confirmed: LeBron's gonna send IT to take out Lue
小托馬斯在底下回復瞭 " 需不需要我出手解決誰？"
消息確認，勒佈朗將派出小托馬斯幹掉盧。
[ – ] TotallyLegitPopsicle 276 指標 3 小時前
LeBron likes House of Highlights video of Kyries highlights against Hawks on Instagram and then posts this 30 minutes later.....
勒佈朗先是點贊瞭歐文對陣老鷹比賽的高光集錦視頻，三十分鐘之後發瞭這條動態。
[ – ] CelticsOngoGablogian- 225 指標 2 小時前
LeBron to Boston confirmed.
凱爾特人球迷：勒佈朗確認將加盟波士頓。
[ – ] WarriorsDisgruntledAlpaca 289 指標 2 小時前
Holy shit. Kyrie would be so mad.
那歐文估計心頭得有一萬多頭草泥馬奔過。
[ – ] PelicansMozz_Sticks96 157 指標 2 小時前
LeBron is gonna be that goofy dad that goes out of his way to do things he knows will piss off his kids
勒佈朗就像個傻老爹，即使他知道這件事情做瞭會讓兒子發瘋他還是會去不顧一切地做。
[ – ] Celticsshoot-it-you-midget 50 指標 2 小時前
Pretty sure lebron would rather lose all of his hair than put on a celtics uniform
凱爾特人球迷：放心吧，勒佈朗寧可犧牲所有頭發也不會穿上凱爾特人的球衣的。
[ – ] [ BOS ] Paul PiercewhaIe 478 指標 3 小時前
He was watching the Celtics game
凱爾特人球迷：勒佈朗看瞭凱爾特人的比賽。
[ – ] [ BOS ] Greg Stiemsmajohnspano 349 指標 3 小時前 *
Yep and he liked Kyrie highlights on house of highlights
凱爾特人球迷：是的，還點贊瞭歐文的高光視頻。
[ – ] [ ORL ] Elfrid PaytonRitersBloque 157 指標 3 小時前
Kyrie pls. Help.
" 歐文，請幫幫我。"
[ – ] CelticsGrenadeglv 91 指標 2 小時前
Sorry, kyrie isnt home right now. Can I take a message?
凱爾特人球迷：" 不好意思，歐文現在不在傢，我可以幫您帶個話。"
[ – ] [ CLE ] Kay Felderjkenley28 57 指標 2 小時前
bby im sorry
騎士球迷：" 寶貝兒，對不起 :' ( ( "
[ – ] Celticssinnershot67 44 指標 2 小時前
Dear Ky I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
凱爾特人球迷：" 親愛的歐文，我給你發瞭消息，但是你還是不接我電話。"
[ – ] [ CLE ] Kay Felderjkenley28 399 指標 3 小時前
he gon get his career high next game. giannis vs james one on one
騎士球迷：勒佈朗下場比賽要拿下職業生涯得分新高瞭。字母哥單挑詹姆斯，巔峰對決！
[ – ] [ MIL ] Giannis Antetokounmpoparkertokounmpo 201 指標 3 小時前
pls no
雄鹿球迷：不不不不不不，別這樣！
[ – ] [ CLE ] Kay Felderjkenley28 119 指標 3 小時前
jason kidd vs lue as pre-show? no?
騎士球迷：暖場表演來個基德單挑泰倫 - 盧，如何？
[ – ] [ MIL ] Giannis Antetokounmpoparkertokounmpo 76 指標 3 小時前
Worth it, if they kill each other.
雄鹿球迷：要是倆人能同歸於盡的話，那倒是也值瞭。
[ – ] NephewForThe3 328 指標 3 小時前
bet you he shitposts on here too
賭五毛，勒佈朗也在濕乎乎發帖。
[ – ] [ ORL ] Aaron Gordondirkelly 108 指標 3 小時前 *
He could even be someone in this thread
沒準這帖子裡就有他的回復呢。
[ – ] rzpieces 100 指標 3 小時前
No I'm not!
別瞎說，我可沒發言。
[ – ] TimberwolvesVANY11A 60 指標 2 小時前
Maybe I've been LeBron James this whole time and just didn't know it.
沒準其實我就是詹姆斯但是我自己一直沒意識到。
[ – ] rzpieces 97 指標 2 小時前
You're crazy man! You're not me! Let's get it! #StriveForGreatness
別瞎扯瞭老哥！你才不是我呢。讓我們開始吧 # 為瞭偉大而努力 [ 譯註 4 ]
[ – ] Timberwolvesminneapolisboy 33 指標 1 小時前
U bum
你個傻 " 嗶 "。 [ 譯註 4 ]
[ 譯註 4 ] 均為勒佈朗社交媒體發過的動態。
