Wow the Warriors are really good now. Is Stephen Curry the best player in the NBA?
勇士隊現在可是真厲害哦。現如今斯蒂芬 - 庫裡是聯盟裡最好的球員嗎？
Just got out of jail recently and I'm trying to catch back up with the NBA. Curry seemed to have an amazing season in 2015-16. His stats look amazing and I saw some highlight videos on YouTube as well. 73 wins is freaking insane.
牢中隻數年，世上已千秋啊。NBA 也飛速發展得我有些跟不上瞭。看樣子 15-16 賽季的庫裡奉獻瞭幹破蒼穹的表演。他的數據讓人不敢相信，我也通過油管視頻看瞭不少他的精彩集錦。單賽季 73 勝同樣讓人目瞪口呆。
LeBron still looks like he's putting in work too, but I'm surprised he'd go back to Cleveland. I took a quick look at the roster and it doesn't look that good, but he's got K love at least.
老詹看樣子還保持著好狀態，但他又回到瞭克利夫蘭這一點讓我很意外。我瞅瞭一眼騎士的陣容名單，有一點點涼，不過至少樂福還在。
[ – ] Statshelp_TA 11.6k 指標 6 小時前
His last posts were 4 years ago...
樓主的上一次發帖在 4 年前 ...... 老哥，穩。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 1650 指標 6 小時前 *
Seems legit.
OP was in a Thai jail for 3 years holy shit
湖人球迷：穩如狗。
樓主在一座泰國監獄裡過瞭三年吶我的個天。
[ – ] rizkybizness 823 指標 5 小時前
Would explain why he wouldn't know shit about the outside world.
這就解釋瞭為什麼他對外界發生的事情屁都曉不得。
[ – ] NoPatNoDontSitonThat 628 指標 4 小時前
Yeah my first thought was, "Most prisoners would hear updates about sports."
But Thailand might be a bit different.
對對，我剛看到這個帖子的時候在想：" 大多數的監獄服刑人員應該都能接觸到體育新聞吧？"
如果是在泰國，那可能就因地制宜瞭。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Kobe BryantItsTheFatYoungJesus 223 指標 5 小時前
If I got into any non-western jail I'd expect to never leave and probably just take the first way out if ya know what I mean... That shit is scary af
湖人球迷：如果我進的局子不屬於任何西方世界國傢的話，那我就不指望能活著出去瞭。要麼我如果能找到機會就自行瞭斷瞭，你們懂我的意思 ...... 這些監獄裡的破事實在太嚇人瞭。
[ – ] Cavaliers BandwagonDylanMarshall 116 指標 5 小時前
Have you watched 'banged up abroad'? I pray I never enter a south american prison.
騎士球迷：朋友你看過《異鄉歷劫》 [ 譯註 1 ] 嗎？我向天祈禱這輩子不會被抓進南美國傢的監獄。
[ 譯註 1 ] ：《異鄉歷劫》是一部紀錄片形式的電視連續劇。內容側重描寫西方旅行者在世界上某些最危險的地區被捕或遇險，掙紮求生的故事。其內容部分取材於真實事件。也有同名電影。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Kobe BryantItsTheFatYoungJesus 265 指標 4 小時前
Yep. South America freaks me out man. A lot people from my country go there in their 20s basically just to do drugs and hike and get shit faced. Its like a known thing. And I can't help but think that going to South America and not knowing the language and seeking drugs is a great way to find yourself in a goddamn Brazilian prison cell getting ass fucked by some neymar lookin dude and his buddies using your ass as a futbol.
Fuck that shit.
之前的湖人球迷：沒錯，想一想南美的監獄我都能嚇得靈魂出竅。我們國傢很多二十歲左右的年輕人，樂不顛的都往南美跑，飛飛葉子看看景，花天酒地醉生夢死。他們仿佛都把這當成瞭慣例。可我還是覺得，在語言都不通的情況下去南美找樂子嗨，基本就等於給巴西監獄遞交瞭一張牢房入住申請書。在那個美好的地方你會發現你的菊被一個內馬爾模樣的小夥子東籬采菊，你的花被他的小夥伴們輪流擊鼓傳花。
擦擦擦。
[ – ] PhilJonesIsTheGOAT 142 指標 4 小時前
neymar is way too good looking to fuck you in the ass in Jail sorry bud,
對不住瞭老哥，如果是內馬爾這個長相，在監獄裡服侍他的人多得恐怕都輪不到你啊。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Kobe BryantItsTheFatYoungJesus 249 指標 4 小時前
You say that but you ain't seen this sweet ass
之前的湖人球迷：大膽！出此狂言，有沒有問過我的蜜♂臀先？
[ – ] Warriorsraorao 7959 指標 6 小時前
either this is legit or this a troll job 4-years in the making. upvotes either way dog.
勇士球迷：要麼這老哥說的一切屬實，要麼他等瞭 4 年，就是為瞭造一個史詩級大水帖。不管真相如何，他都值得我們給個推薦。
[ – ] MavericksRoughlyTreeFiddy 1970 指標 5 小時前
Its weird that this was his first post if its legit. There's so much other stuff that would be way, way more shocking to someone out of the loop for the last 4 years than sports news.
獨行俠球迷：我覺得有一點奇怪，這個帖是他時隔四年發的第一帖。如果某個人在四年時間裡對世事變遷都不知情，那在體育之外，應該有其他方面的新聞會更加讓他震驚。
[ – ] LakersApexEngineering 5397 指標 5 小時前
Ball is life
湖人球迷：這就是把籃球視為生命啊，TX。
[ – ] [ OKC ] Wally SzczerbiakKevinDurant_The_GOAT 410 指標 5 小時前
we don't really know how long he's been back for or how old he is...maybe he got up to date with all the other political news outside of reddit, and is now trying to get up to date with the nba
雷霆球迷：我們都不太確定他從監獄出來瞭多久，或是他年齡幾何 ...... 也許他之前先在其他媒體網站上查看瞭這些年的社會新聞，現在回歸 reddit 大傢庭來追趕 NBA 不斷向前的步伐。
[ – ] [ LAL ] Jose Calderonvictor396 219 指標 5 小時前
I'd be more surprised about KD joining the Warriors as in two MVPs in the same team as in: "2 MVPs in the same team... could someone ELI5?".
湖人球迷：如果我是樓主我肯定會對 KD 加盟勇士反應強烈，畢竟這樣的話就是兩名 MVP 球員同隊瞭。我估計會說：" 一支隊還能有倆 MVP？當我五歲小孩兒呢？"
[ – ] [ OKC ] Wally SzczerbiakKevinDurant_The_GOAT 246 指標 5 小時前
if his last posts were 4 years ago and got sent to jail around that time, then it's possible he never saw Durant win MVP
雷霆球迷：老哥發的上一帖是 4 年前，如果他也就是在那個時間前後入獄的，那可能他還沒等到杜蘭特贏下 MVP 呢。
[ – ] [ PHI ] Joel Embiiddryingpan70 263 指標 5 小時前
not knowing what goes on in the nba over the course of a few years is more of a deterrent to crime than prison itself.
76 人球迷：是監獄輸瞭。長期禁止查看 NBA 新聞，才是犯罪真克星。
[ – ] NBAGre-enEyed 86 指標 4 小時前
Props on remembering your password.
樓主隔瞭四年還能記住自己的密碼也是不容易。
[ – ] SnowBastardThrowaway 41 指標 1 小時前
We just wanna know why they locked you up bro!
老鐵我們都想知道你為啥進去瞭！
[ – ] BreezyBlue [ S ] 46 指標 1 小時前
i'd prefer not to say, but it doesn't have anything to do with drugs or prostitution which I see a lot of replies are about
樓主：我真的不是很想說，但是與很多評論裡說的不同，真實原因和嫖、毒無關。
[ – ] [ OKC ] Raymond FeltonDTttfu 144 指標 6 小時前
Were you in solitary confinement lol do they not have TVs and newspapers in jail
雷霆球迷：所以樓主你是被單獨關押瞭嗎？那邊的監獄裡不提供電視和報紙嗎？
[ – ] BreezyBlue [ S ] 541 指標 6 小時前
i was in a prison camp in Thailand, I got some news but none of it was about sports
樓主：我被關在泰國的一個戰俘營裡。小消息倒有，就是和籃球沒什麼關系。
[ – ] Raptorsjps78 1397 指標 6 小時前
Can I ask you what jail is like OP?
How much did you miss and did you ever receive sports news while you were in jail?
猛龍球迷：原諒小弟見識短淺，我能問問監獄裡是什麼樣嗎樓主？
你都錯過瞭哪些事兒啊，還有在服刑期間你一點體育新聞都沒瞭解到嗎？
[ – ] BreezyBlue [ S ] 2883 指標 6 小時前
the US jails are probably better, but I was in Thailand and it was awful, barely got any news or TV time
樓主：美國的監獄服刑條件應該會好些。但我是在泰國身陷囹圄，情況惡劣，聽新聞看電視的時間基本為零。
[ – ] CavaliersWhyYouReachin 895 指標 6 小時前 *
I ’ m going Thailand next month, anything I should know?
騎士球迷：我準備下個月去泰國，樓主有什麼想告訴我的嗎？
[ – ] 76erscharliedarwinsfather 3385 指標 6 小時前
Don't do whatever breezyblue did
76 人球迷：不管樓主幹瞭啥，你都別幹。
[ – ] CavaliersWhyYouReachin 400 指標 6 小時前
But what if I want to?
騎士球迷：要是我情不自禁呢？
[ – ] RaptorsAbyss333333 949 指標 5 小時前
then do it and get back to us 4 years later
猛龍球迷：那就去策馬奔騰吧，四年後怒發一帖王者歸來。
[ – ] 76ersPhillyfreak5 567 指標 5 小時前
"Warriors still good"
76 人球迷：（模仿四年後的情景，樓下也是）" 勇士隊還是恒強。"
[ – ] HeatMellothewise 388 指標 5 小時前
"Seattle
Still doesn ’ t have an NBA team"
熱火球迷：" 西雅圖！
還是沒有一支 NBA 球隊。"
[ – ] BreezyBlue [ S ] 637 指標 6 小時前
It's really nice! the parks are amazing, food is amazing, and there are some great surfing areas too near the coast if you're into that. I didn't really like the city life too much, especially in Bangkok and stuff and the crowds can get rowdy
樓主：泰國挺好的。有園林佳景，也有珍饈美饌。如果你愛沖浪，在海岸附近就有很棒的沖浪點。我不是很喜歡城市生活，比如說在曼谷的話真是熙熙攘攘人聲鼎沸。
[ – ] MrBulger 130 指標 5 小時前
Don't steal shit. A coworker ( who is also a dumbass ) had a dumbass friend go to Thailand she stole a tube of mascara and now is facing 6 months in thai jail
My coworker didn't appreciate when I laughed at that story
別偷東西。我的蠢嗶同事有個蠢貨朋友，她現在正面臨在泰國監獄 6 個月的有期徒刑，就因為順手牽瞭一管睫毛膏。聽到這個事我噗嗤就笑瞭，我同事還有點不開心。
[ – ] TerrenceJesus8 7148 指標 5 小時前 *
The Cubs also won the World Series
Some weird shit went down while you were gone
EDIT: oh yeah and Trump is the POTUS
芝加哥小熊隊終於拿到瞭世界大賽的冠軍
你進去以後的這段時間裡真的發生瞭很多詭異的事情。
P.S. 忘瞭說瞭，我們的第 45 任總統是川普。
[ – ] [ GSW ] Zarko CabarkapaIAmNotKevinDurant_35 5328 指標 5 小時前
leicester fucking city won the premier league too
勇士球迷：特麼的萊斯特城居然拿到瞭英超冠軍。
[ – ] Cavaliersbenelchuncho 2368 指標 4 小時前
5000-1 odds. Might be the least probable thing to happen in sports history
騎士球迷：高達 1 賠 5000 的賠率啊。可能是體育史上發生的最小概率事件瞭。
[ – ] SupersonicsKenshiroTheKid 569 指標 4 小時前
Falcons blowing a lead in the superbowl
亞特蘭大獵鷹隊在超級碗的比賽裡大比分領先被翻盤。
[ – ] New Jersey NetsFrigidevil 284 指標 4 小時前
The Astros, Cavs and Eagles broke huge droughts too. 2 of those teams had fans eat shit. That happened.
籃網球迷：休斯敦太空人隊，克利夫蘭騎士隊和費城老鷹隊都結束瞭球隊歷史上的長期冠軍荒。這裡面有兩隻球隊的球迷（騎士和老鷹）都（在奪冠遊 行裡）直播吃翔，這是真事兒。
[ – ] [ LAL ] D'Angelo Russellthreepointcheese 675 指標 5 小時前
Kobe Bryant and Tim Duncan retired.
Vince and Dirk are probably in their final seasons.
:_ (
湖人球迷：科比 - 佈萊恩特和蒂姆 - 鄧肯都退役瞭。
卡特和諾維茨基可能在下個賽季也會離開。
[ – ] SpursTA_Account_12 349 指標 4 小時前
Manu will play forever though.
但是聖安東尼奧的河水逆流而上，阿根廷人會永遠長發飄揚。
[ – ] 76ersTornadoApe 1184 指標 6 小時前
Have you heard about our Lord and Savior Samuel Hinkie; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Process?
76 人球迷：你聽說過我們的救世主塞繆爾 - 辛基的傳奇嗎？或是你可知曉聖父，聖子和神聖過程之名？
[ – ] BreezyBlue [ S ] 1134 指標 6 小時前
not sure what it is but I grew up near Philly, so i'm glad the Sixers are doing well again
樓主：不確定你說的是什麼 ...... 但是我從小在費城附近長大，所以我很高興看到瞭 76 人的復興。
[ – ] 76ersTornadoApe 689 指標 6 小時前
While you're understandably looking through the top of the standings of the time you missed, a really crazy story was happening at the same time at the bottom of the standings. To put it in as few words as possible, Sam Hinkie took over for the Sixers and basically scrapped everything and kept turning the tank up to 11. He was a wizard with trades and helped us gain a ton of assets while bottoming out in search for potential superstars. This has become known as "The Process" with the popular catchphrase of "Trust the Process" being said by basically every player we sign or draft. The first big asset drafted by us was Joel Embiid who has since nicknamed himself The Process.
層主：當你驚嘆於離開的這段時間裡，優秀的球隊是如何你方唱罷我登場，城頭變幻大王旗的時候，海面下的暗流洶湧才催生瞭真正不可思議的故事。簡短的總結一下，當辛基接手 76 人的經理工作後，他果斷地進行瞭清洗，並把擺爛發揮到瞭極致。在交易方面他妙手生花，為球隊積攢瞭非常可觀的資產，也在尋覓潛在超級巨星的任務上不遺餘力。自從我們簽約或者選秀摘得的每位球員都會把 " 相信過程 " 掛在嘴邊，大傢決定將這段歷史銘記為 " 過程 "。我們通過選秀得到的第一位人傑是喬爾 - 恩比德，他也因此以 " 過程 " 自名。
[ – ] BreezyBlue [ S ] 1053 指標 6 小時前
ah okay haha that seems ridiculous but pretty cool
I basically spent the last few days looking up players and highlights and stuff. I'm surprised Michael Carter Williams fell off so quickly...I thought he'd be a star
樓主：好的好的。哈哈這些聽起來真的有點扯，但是還是挺不錯。
過去幾天我基本上就在翻看球員信息和他們的高光集錦瞭。我沒想到邁克爾 - 卡特 - 威廉姆斯隕落的如此之快 ...... 我以為他會成長為一名球星。
[ – ] [ CLE ] LeBron JamesCrazyFart 408 指標 5 小時前
Peak MCW was early 2013-14 MCW
騎士球迷：邁卡威的巔峰期就是 2013-14 賽季初。
[ – ] MavericksRoughlyTreeFiddy 737 指標 5 小時前
MCW peaked in his first game ever lmao
獨行俠球迷：邁卡威出道首場即巔峰，呵呵噠。
[ – ] Cavaliersmoodyfloyd 884 指標 6 小時前
· what do you know about the shape of the earth?
· did you know in free agency the 2nd best player in the league went to an historic wining team after they knocked him out in the playoffs
· look at the cavs opening day roster this season, and look at the current roster.
· related: the roster is actually pretty damn good, but since you havent been able to watch for 4 years you may just not know the players.
· there is this dude in Milwaukee with a name the average person cannot spell or pronounce that became a beast. soon they will be spooky.
騎士球迷：
· 你認為地球是什麼形狀？
· 你知道聯盟第二好的球員在自由市場上加盟瞭一支剛剛在季後賽對陣中淘汰瞭他，並且擁有歷史單季最佳戰績的球隊嗎？
· 看一眼騎士在本賽季開賽日那一天的陣容名單，再瞅瞅現在的。
· 和上一條相關：現在這個陣容其實還挺厲害的。但是因為你 4 年都沒看過比賽瞭，可能好些球員你都不認識。
· 密爾沃基有個小夥，一般人都念不出來他的名字，但他現在已經是很出色的球員瞭。雄鹿的崛起也指日可待。
[ – ] PistonsCrispyBalooga 2727 指標 6 小時前
Do yourself a favor and watch a game by game recap of the 2016 Finals
活塞球迷：精彩生活小貼士：觀看 2016 年 NBA 總決賽的比賽錄像，一場都不要落下哦。
[ – ] Cavaliersburgersarethebest 1301 指標 6 小時前
And go through the Post Game Threads to see how the narrative changed for each team
騎士球迷：也務必看一看每一個賽後帖。體驗一下對於這兩隻球隊的風評轉換能有多快。
[ – ] Knicks_allFallsDown 880 指標 5 小時前
"The Warriors' game plan is simple: Find Kyrie Irving and score on him" to
"The Cavaliers' game plan is simple: Find Steph Curry and score on him"
尼克斯球迷：" 勇士不用什麼戰術，對位找凱裡 - 歐文然後得分就行瞭 "
變成 " 騎士不用什麼戰術，對位找斯蒂芬 - 庫裡然後得分就行瞭 "。
[ – ] [ SAS ] Devin BrownSmellmyhand 631 指標 5 小時前
"LEBRON IS A BITCH" to
"LEBRON IS GOAT"
馬刺球迷：" 勒佈朗就是小碧池 "
變成 " 老詹是歷史最佳 "。
[ – ] westzeta 321 指標 5 小時前
Also 2016 WCF finals; I really got a kick out of that series too.
2016 年的西部決賽也不得不看；那一輪系列賽我真的感受到瞭暴擊。
[ – ] ThunderL0rv- 407 指標 5 小時前
It was good.
It was REALLY good.
Then it was not so good.
Then it was REALLY bad.
雷霆球迷：眼看著我起高樓。
眼看著我刷油漆。
眼看著油漆起皮。
眼看著樓也塌瞭。
[ – ] RaptorsLaFlame_Pablo 2477 指標 5 小時前
Damn nobody answered OP's question. No, Curry is not the best player in the NBA. Still LeBron.
Curry's 2015/16 season is arguably the best individual regular season in NBA history though.
猛龍球迷：他娘的，你們隻顧著水經驗，都沒人正經的回答樓主的問題啊。我來說，庫裡還不是 NBA 的最佳球員，這個位置依舊屬於詹姆斯。
但是一碼歸一碼，庫裡在 15-16 賽季打出瞭可能是史上最佳的個人常規賽表現。
[ – ] Lakersfunnyhandlehere 85 指標 4 小時前
Perhaps best offensive season in history. All around, it can't match some others ( i.e. the year MJ won MVP and DPOY ) .
湖人球迷：我覺得應該說是史上最佳的單賽季進攻表演。從比賽的全方面來看，庫裡的 15/16 賽季並不能獨步天下（比如說喬丹同時贏得 MVP 和最佳防守球員獎杯的那年）。
[ – ] RaptorsMarkellNelson 509 指標 5 小時前
Lebron
KD
Curry
Curry and KD are on the same team with two other all stars, one of which is a perennial DPOY and the other is an all time great shooter.
It ’ s absolutely insane how stacked they are.
猛龍球迷：我覺得榜單該這樣排：
詹姆斯
杜蘭特
庫裡
這榜單上的杜蘭特和庫裡目前是隊友。他們隊中還有另外兩名全明星球員，其中一人有實力多次贏得 DPOY 獎杯，另一人可以躋身歷史最佳射手的行列。
他們的陣容真是好到爆炸。
[ – ] [ BOS ] Eddie Houseraider_10 268 指標 4 小時前
I always found it funny how even if Curry wasn ’ t godlike from 3, the Warriors would still have the best 3pt shooter in Klay Thompson...
凱爾特人球迷：我早就發現這個有趣的事實瞭：就算庫裡的三分投射沒有日天的效果，金州勇士隊的另一位三分神射克萊 - 湯普森也不會對老天爺留情的 ......
[ – ] RaptorsMarkellNelson 137 指標 4 小時前
Yeah man it ’ s fucked. 2 of the top 3 players in the world. The two best shooters in the world, with KD not far behind. Top 3 defensive player. Insanity.
猛龍球迷：我每次想到這內心就如同嗶瞭狗。一支球隊，有著世界上最好的前三位球員中的兩個，也有著兩名世界上最好的射手，而且杜蘭特和這兩人也僅僅差之毫厘。還給他們配上一個排在 NBA 前三的防守球員，美得上天。
