[ Wojnarowski ] The Cavs have started to engage in trade talks to move Kyrie Irving
Woj：騎士已經開始與其他球隊商討有關歐文的交易。
[ – ] KnicksAkirraKrylon 3179 指標 11 小時前
If a Kyrie or a Melo trade doesn't happen by the end of the week all of our nuts are gonna fall off.
要是歐文或者甜瓜到這周結束還沒被交易走，我們 JRs 的儲精球就 tm 要憋炸瞭！
[ – ] KnicksAkirraKrylon 250 指標 10 小時前
Struggle is real, fam. The /r/Rockets guys are border line deranged from the no fap
痛苦誰能知曉。安東尼一直不來，火箭專區的老哥們都快憋瘋瞭。.
[ – ] Rocketsbaby_momma_hunta 172 指標 10 小時前
Caved in today, but I felt like Andy Dufresne after he crawled through the shit pipe. The fucking bliss man
火箭球迷：我今天食言瞭，但是在擼的過程中，我就感覺自己像是肖申克救贖裡的安迪，爬出裝裝滿屎的下水道，我的雞兒終於重見天日瞭！
[ – ] Rocketsclutchtho 109 指標 9 小時前
I caved today too. Also caved yesterday and the day before but today too.
F u Melo
火箭球迷：我今天也食言瞭，我昨天也食言瞭，前天也食言瞭。
安東尼你 tm 快到碗裡來！
[ – ] Rocketsclutchtho 21 指標 6 小時前
yes my dude. I wake up every morning saying i'm not gonna unless melo joins and then i cave in
我每天早上醒來都告訴自己，如果安東尼今天不來我就不擼，然後我就抽出幾張衛生紙開始戰鬥瞭。
[ – ] LavenderGoomes 640 指標 11 小時前
We're spoiled. We've had so much amazingness this offseason that we are expecting something amazing to come quickly.
我們都是被慣的。這個休賽期太不可思議瞭以至於我們期待大事馬上發生。
[ – ] ThunderBuffaloX35 798 指標 11 小時前
Were they not already?
騎士才開始談？
[ – ] Spursserticktock 269 指標 11 小時前
Probably just taking offers before, now they might actually be negotiating with select teams whose offers were intriguing.
之前可能騎士隻是在聆聽報價，現在與報價比較有吸引力的球隊真正開始談判。
[ – ] Celtics BandwagonJaylenBrown7 196 指標 11 小時前
they needed kobyyyy
他們之前沒有科比啊！
譯者註：科比 - 奧特曼，騎士的新任總經理。
[ – ] Lakers Bandwagonvictor396 90 指標 11 小時前 *
I swear to MJ, whenever i'm finished writing a contract at job i'm gonna sign it while shouting "kobyyyy!"
我向籃球之神發誓，每次我上班完成一份合同的起草時，我都會自己簽上名字，並大喊 " 科比！"
譯者註：這個梗可能看起來比較無厘頭，主要指的是美國普遍流傳、也是普遍存在的一種說法：每個人扔進高難度進球，或者把垃圾廢紙扔進垃圾桶裡時都會喊 " 科比！"。
[ – ] PistonsClimaximis 717 指標 11 小時前
Cavs are so unpredictable. I'll hazard a guess they just keep him and let the toxins fly in the locker room.
騎士難以預測。要我猜他們會保留歐文，讓更衣室充滿不和諧的毒氣。
[ – ] [ MIL ] Giannis AntetokounmpoMrF1993 244 指標 10 小時前
If they can't get a great trade package.
It sounds like everyone was low-balling them in the initial inquiries, but given the meager returns Boogie and PG got, I would not be shocked if no one offers a deal the cavs are willing to jump on.
如果騎士無法達成一個令他們滿意的交易的話，他們很可能會不交易歐文。
聽起來好像每個球隊跟騎士談判初期都在壓低報價，不過鑒於考辛斯和喬治換來的少得可憐的資產，到時候真的沒人能開出令騎士滿意的條件我也不奇怪。
[ – ] PistonsClimaximis 131 指標 10 小時前
They aren't getting an amazing offer. Teams trading a star almost always take a bath in the deal. Just look at the PG13, Butler and CP3 deals. None of their former teams got amazing packages in return. They got some role players.
他們是不會拿到一份滿意的報價的。當球隊交易球星的時候，他們永遠會吃點虧。看看喬治、巴特勒以及保羅的交易吧。他們的母隊得到的回報隻是一些角色球員，完全不足以彌補這些球星的離去。
[ – ] RaptorsScratchOneMore 213 指標 10 小時前
The George and Paul trades are bad examples considering George is a rental for a year and Paul is getting old.
喬治和保羅情況有些特殊。喬治是一年租賃合同，而保羅正在衰老。
[ – ] PMe_APic_Of_ur_shoes 1522 指標 11 小時前 *
Cavs: We're open to talk about Kyrie
Other Teams: Cool, what are you looking for in return
Cavs: Oh no, we're not open to trading him, just talking about him
Other Teams: Oh.. Well, what's his favorite food?
Cavs: Flatbread
call ends
2 weeks later -
Cavaliers: Ok now, we want to trade him!
EDIT: Well, my first gold! Thank you kind stranger : )
騎士：我們現在願意跟其他球隊展開有關歐文的討論。
其他球隊：好，你想要什麼？
騎士：哦不不，別搞錯瞭，我們是願意討論，不是願意交易。
其他球隊：哦是這樣啊，那我問問你，歐文喜歡吃啥？
騎士：扁平面包。
通話結束。
兩周後：
騎士：大夥兒還在線不，我們現在願意交易他瞭！
[ – ] Mavericksiwinagain 601 指標 12 小時前
So all our F5ing up to now was pointless. Neat.
感情我們 F5 鍵白按這麼長時間瞭！
[ – ] [ GSW ] Jeremy Linptam 217 指標 12 小時前
Practice makes perfect.
臺上十分鐘臺下十年功。
[ – ] WizardsFishKnees 145 指標 10 小時前
Florida is the flattest state so we're down to two options.
福羅裡達州是地勢最平的州，所以歐文下傢無外乎魔術和熱火。
[ – ] Heatrack_em_willie 39 指標 8 小時前
Miami is basically at sea level so you can't get much flatter than that
熱火球迷：邁阿密基本上就是在海平面上瞭，沒有比它更平的瞭。
[ – ] [ HOU ] Hakeem Olajuwonisaacattackback 430 指標 11 小時前
If the Cavs somehow get fair value back for Kyrie, I'll eat a bowl of cereal
如果騎士最後換走歐文真得到瞭滿意的回報，我就吃一碗米飯。（諷刺吃屎吃鍵盤的美國 jrs）
[ – ] Cavaliersw0m 148 指標 11 小時前
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He's such a polarizing figure; not sure if 'fair value' is possible.
'But he can't play D!'
'One dimensional!'
'Can't lead a team!'
All.. maybe? True; but he did get 25pts/game last year as the #2 option on drastically increased efficiency; as only* a 24 y/o with multiple years left on contract. That's unicorn territory.
歐文的評價比較兩極化，所以最後怎麼換也很難讓大傢都滿意。
都說他不能防守、他的比賽太單一、他無法成為球隊的領袖。
這些可能都是對的，但是他上個賽季作為球隊的第二進攻選擇場均 25 分，並且進攻效率大幅度提高。他現在才 24 歲，合同還有兩年。要我說他已經非常獨一無二瞭。
[ – ] JoelEmbiidsMeniscus 106 指標 11 小時前
He also took more shots than KD, Curry, Lebron, and Harden.
So lets not pretend hes not getting touches and is on another level
他比杜蘭特、庫裡、詹姆斯、哈登投籃次數還要多。
所以就別說他球權不夠，也別說的他多獨一無二一樣。
[ – ] Cavaliersw0m 160 指標 10 小時前 *
Your comparison here is 7 MVPs and the #2 vote getter for MVP last season; that's pretty telling I think.
edit OSX auto-spell can suck it.
你說的這些人總共拿瞭 7 個 MVP，還有一個是上賽季 MVP 評選的第二名。你需要拿他們出來壓歐文已經足夠說明問題瞭。
[ – ] CarlosMancigar 183 指標 9 小時前
MAKE THE DEMARCUS COUSINS TRADE HAPPEN! Kyrie + AD pick and rollls for days with the Pelicans, and the Cavs would be able to dramatically slow the pace of the game down against GS with Boogie. THE LEAGUE NEEDS THIS TO HAPPEN. When was the last time two all-stars were traded in a clean swap?!? When was the last time I held the body of a woman in a warm, intimate embrace?!?
交易考辛斯吧！！歐文和戴維斯可以一起打擋拆，騎士有瞭考辛斯，跟勇士的比賽也能降下速來瞭。聯盟需要這筆交易！！上次兩個全明星一換一是什麼時候的事瞭？上次我懷抱一個有溫度的女人又是什麼時候的事瞭？！
